1. I loved romance novels when I was a little girl. Because of the Sex. Sex. Sex. I still remember lying on my bedroom floor when I was 11 or 12 and starting to feel warm between my legs. I think I started reading them when I was 8 or 9, just looking for the sex scenes, even though I didn’t really understand them at all. I’m 25 now, and realize the sex was tame.
2. I love to give blowjobs while I’m on my knees.
3. I love receiving oral sex. When I was in high school my then-boyfriend would always go down on me. And it was good of him, but it took more than a year for me to come. I hate him for saying "it’s OK, girls your age don’t normally come." What did he know? He was only 17! I eventually came, and he was a great guy, except that "it’s OK, girls your age don’t normally come" still really gets to me.
4. My face gets pink when I come. Sometimes I smile so much during sex that my face feels stuck when I stop coming.
5. I love getting fucked from behind while I play with my clit. I came so hard once that my muscles clenched down and popped my boyfriend out of me.
6. I want to be spanked. My boyfriend is so wonderful and respectful that I’m still trying to figure out how to tell him to spank me like a dirty girl and then boss me around in the bedroom. Not all the time, but occasionally would be nice. We’ll get there eventually.
7. I’ve only kissed a few girls, and I liked it. A group of friends and I played a drinking game, and I stacked the deck so that I would get to make out, with our tops off, with my beautiful blond friend. My guy friends still haven’t forgotten that. It was strange, because there were two lesbians at the party, but it was the two "straight" chicks, my friend and I, who provided the usual male fantasy. But I was just using them as an excuse to get on my friend.
8. There is a website that shows short videos of people's faces when they orgasm, and I love watching girls' faces, they are so beautiful.
9. I hate that I can’t talk very freely about sex with my friends, I’m still trying to figure that out. I don't want to make anyone feel awkward, but I love talking about sex.
10. I love being held down during sex, having my hair pulled, turned over, just generally bossed around. I’m girly, but strong, which is maybe why I like the idea of being dominated.
11. It irritates me if I am having sex with a man and the position makes it so that I can’t reach my clit.
12. I always loved the idea of anal sex. I thought it would never happen, because it’s slightly "taboo." I finally had it, and it was FANTASTIC.
13. I get immensely wet when my back and the back of my neck are kissed.
14. I want to be fucked from behind and have my neck bitten where it meets my shoulder. It's primal.
15. I have a schoolgirl fantasy. I want to be told that I’ve been bad, bent over a desk, and then fucked. Hard.
16. Sometimes I giggle uncontrollably when my boyfriend goes down on me. It stops after 30 seconds of him being down there, because I get distracted...
17. One day in college, I fantasized so much during class that I got so turned on I went to the bathroom, stood in a stall, and masturbated. It took only a minute for me to come, I went back to class, and no one was the wiser.
18. While in the dorms, I would masturbate with my vibrator, and for some reason I left it on and went out in the hall (maybe to test if I could hear it?) and mistakenly locked myself out of my room while in my towel and had to go to the desk to get a spare key while my vibe was buzzing away upstairs.
19. Orgasms with nothing inside of me make my clit happy and vagina sad. It feels like something is missing. I'm pretty sure I know what it is.
20. I love watching my boyfriend masturbate.
21. My first orgasm is like priming a pump. After that, I can go on and on and on.
22. I think all of my friends are beautiful, and would have sex with most of them, but it would probably ruin the relationship.
23. I love being so exhausted after sex that I will stay in the same strange position we just finished fucking in and stare at the ceiling panting like a marathon runner for 5 minutes or more.
24. I don’t like to argue, it makes me upset. But I think I’d like to get into a screaming fight so that I can have screaming sex afterward.
25. I love sexual tension. It makes me dizzy, and it’s the best when it’s inappropriate.
Friday, March 5, 2010
1. I lost it at 15. I had my first kiss at 14, after waiting what felt like an eternity, and became sexually active in the next few months, with my first boyfriend. I wanted to wait to lose my virginity because I felt that 14 was just *too* young.
2. I haven't had a real boyfriend since I was with him. I won't let myself fall for a guy whose situation is unrealistic. The biggest factor has been that there isn't enough time for a relationship, because one of us is leaving soon.
3. I have continued having sex with this person, my first love, sporadically over the past few years, because he is easy. I've known him since I was 6 years old and he's the closest thing to a soulmate I've ever experienced.
4. Last summer his sister-in-law told me that he's in love with me, talks about me all the time, and his family was rooting for me. I told my mom about this, and she asked me what I was going to do about it. I said nothing, because he was moving across the country and I was moving out of it.
5. I have never cheated on anyone, but he cheated on a girlfriend with me. Over Thanksgiving break I told him I didn't want to do it anymore, because he had a g-i-r-l-friend. By winter break he had broken up with her and it resumed until I went back to college.
6. He lived with my brother last summer, and I would often go over and stay up until he got home from work (at a bar) in the hopes that he might want to hook up. We did several times, and it got more intimate as the summer went on, especially right before he left.
7. He recently got a Facebook, and he's initiated chats with me. During our last chat he told me about a girl he fucked who just wasn't good enough, and he couldn't finish. He said he misses my skills, and that makes me feel very good about myself. I hope I'm the best he'll ever have.
8. I've always masturbated to lesbian porn, but only recently tried it with my best friend after two bottles of wine between us. I didn't get off, and it wasn't as hot as I thought it would be. It was rather disappointing, but it might be more fun with toys.
9. I've had sex dreams about my father, which always make me feel sick to my stomach. He left my mother a year ago and I haven't talked to him in months.
10. My dad has made me feel like no matter what I do, I could never make a man be faithful to me.
11. I had my first one night stand with a Marine who had just gotten back from Iraq not even a week prior. I felt that it was my patriotic duty to support the troops.
12. I had a giant crush on a boy since 7th grade that lasted throughout high school. In 11th grade we skipped school, got high, and I took his virginity. We had sex a few times in the years after that, but I lost all respect for him after the condom broke and he avoided me for the rest of the summer. I had to go to his house and demand half the money for Plan B, because he at least owed me that.
13. I "took a lover" once when I went to a music festival with a friend from my hometown and his friends from college. I observed the cutest one of his friends taking ecstacy, and I said "You know, if you need someone to make out with later, you just let me know." My hometown friend later remarked that it was like we were "magnetized to each other." I went to visit him a week later, and it was weird outside of the magical festival setting. We're Facebook friends but I haven't talked to him since.
14. I once had sex with a guy because he stuck around after a party at my house. I was horny and he was available. It was the first time I experienced "jackrabbit" sex. I had sex with him a few more times, hoping he would get better, but he didn't. It's a good thing he went to China.
15. I think I once encountered a micro-penis. I tried giving him head, but I felt wrong because it was like I was molesting a little boy. It was like sucking on my own thumb. He was a really sweet guy who gave me one of the most memorable compliments I've ever received: "You're so pretty when you smile."
16. I had sex with a freshman when I was a senior in college, right before graduation, just because I wanted to fuck a freshman. He was a member of an organization that I was an officer of, and after a get-together, I authoritatively told him he was coming home with me. In the morning, I drove him back to the dorms. He was sweet, and I gave him advice on finding another cool girl like me. I told him to tell Star Wars jokes and see if she picks up on it. If she does, she's a keeper. He looks happy with his girlfriend on Facebook now.
17. I got date-raped once. I'm not sure if I just drank too much, or if I was drugged, but I was definitely unconscious that night and apparently he went back to the bar and high-fived his friends about it. I had sex with him the next morning because I felt like I had to, or else I was a slut. How backwards is that. I got tested and got the morning-after pill the next day. I consider it one of the stupidest things I've ever gotten myself into, and I have been much more careful since.
18. The only other guy I've felt strong feelings for was a hot Jewish guy during my last semester of college. We were in the same group for our capstone class, and he was the first boy to give me butterflies in years. I was drunk the first time we made out but apparently I went up to him at his party and said "Come with me." I regret not remembering this.
19. Over spring break we went to a career fair together. I gave him head in the hotel room, but when he told me he didn't want to have sex that night, I told him to leave. In retrospect, that was probably the wrong thing to do.
20. The day after that, I drove down to my home state and stopped off at my ex-boyfriend's house, the one mentioned in 1-7, and had sex with him. It was the only time I'd been with two guys in less than 24 hours.
21. We finally had sex, once, at the end of the semester, but it wasn't as good as I hoped it would be. I felt fat that day, and I felt like he was only doing it to make me feel better, not because he wanted to. He brought a flask to my apartment. He wanted me to choke him and do other kinky shit that I felt like we would only do if we were in a relationship.
22. He remarked about how most ladies thought he had a big penis, but I honestly didn't notice.
23. The biggest I've had was the guy I lost it to (1-7). This has been a main reason why I have continued sleeping with him throughout these past few years. Nobody does it better.
24. I've been in a new country for 5 months and haven't had sex with anyone else (besides my best friend). I just don't feel like putting in the effort to make it happen, even though I know it will be easy.
25. I don't think love is real, it's just a chemical response to millions of years of biological programming encoded in our DNA. I still want to get married, have kids, and own land one day.
2. I haven't had a real boyfriend since I was with him. I won't let myself fall for a guy whose situation is unrealistic. The biggest factor has been that there isn't enough time for a relationship, because one of us is leaving soon.
3. I have continued having sex with this person, my first love, sporadically over the past few years, because he is easy. I've known him since I was 6 years old and he's the closest thing to a soulmate I've ever experienced.
4. Last summer his sister-in-law told me that he's in love with me, talks about me all the time, and his family was rooting for me. I told my mom about this, and she asked me what I was going to do about it. I said nothing, because he was moving across the country and I was moving out of it.
5. I have never cheated on anyone, but he cheated on a girlfriend with me. Over Thanksgiving break I told him I didn't want to do it anymore, because he had a g-i-r-l-friend. By winter break he had broken up with her and it resumed until I went back to college.
6. He lived with my brother last summer, and I would often go over and stay up until he got home from work (at a bar) in the hopes that he might want to hook up. We did several times, and it got more intimate as the summer went on, especially right before he left.
7. He recently got a Facebook, and he's initiated chats with me. During our last chat he told me about a girl he fucked who just wasn't good enough, and he couldn't finish. He said he misses my skills, and that makes me feel very good about myself. I hope I'm the best he'll ever have.
8. I've always masturbated to lesbian porn, but only recently tried it with my best friend after two bottles of wine between us. I didn't get off, and it wasn't as hot as I thought it would be. It was rather disappointing, but it might be more fun with toys.
9. I've had sex dreams about my father, which always make me feel sick to my stomach. He left my mother a year ago and I haven't talked to him in months.
10. My dad has made me feel like no matter what I do, I could never make a man be faithful to me.
11. I had my first one night stand with a Marine who had just gotten back from Iraq not even a week prior. I felt that it was my patriotic duty to support the troops.
12. I had a giant crush on a boy since 7th grade that lasted throughout high school. In 11th grade we skipped school, got high, and I took his virginity. We had sex a few times in the years after that, but I lost all respect for him after the condom broke and he avoided me for the rest of the summer. I had to go to his house and demand half the money for Plan B, because he at least owed me that.
13. I "took a lover" once when I went to a music festival with a friend from my hometown and his friends from college. I observed the cutest one of his friends taking ecstacy, and I said "You know, if you need someone to make out with later, you just let me know." My hometown friend later remarked that it was like we were "magnetized to each other." I went to visit him a week later, and it was weird outside of the magical festival setting. We're Facebook friends but I haven't talked to him since.
14. I once had sex with a guy because he stuck around after a party at my house. I was horny and he was available. It was the first time I experienced "jackrabbit" sex. I had sex with him a few more times, hoping he would get better, but he didn't. It's a good thing he went to China.
15. I think I once encountered a micro-penis. I tried giving him head, but I felt wrong because it was like I was molesting a little boy. It was like sucking on my own thumb. He was a really sweet guy who gave me one of the most memorable compliments I've ever received: "You're so pretty when you smile."
16. I had sex with a freshman when I was a senior in college, right before graduation, just because I wanted to fuck a freshman. He was a member of an organization that I was an officer of, and after a get-together, I authoritatively told him he was coming home with me. In the morning, I drove him back to the dorms. He was sweet, and I gave him advice on finding another cool girl like me. I told him to tell Star Wars jokes and see if she picks up on it. If she does, she's a keeper. He looks happy with his girlfriend on Facebook now.
17. I got date-raped once. I'm not sure if I just drank too much, or if I was drugged, but I was definitely unconscious that night and apparently he went back to the bar and high-fived his friends about it. I had sex with him the next morning because I felt like I had to, or else I was a slut. How backwards is that. I got tested and got the morning-after pill the next day. I consider it one of the stupidest things I've ever gotten myself into, and I have been much more careful since.
18. The only other guy I've felt strong feelings for was a hot Jewish guy during my last semester of college. We were in the same group for our capstone class, and he was the first boy to give me butterflies in years. I was drunk the first time we made out but apparently I went up to him at his party and said "Come with me." I regret not remembering this.
19. Over spring break we went to a career fair together. I gave him head in the hotel room, but when he told me he didn't want to have sex that night, I told him to leave. In retrospect, that was probably the wrong thing to do.
20. The day after that, I drove down to my home state and stopped off at my ex-boyfriend's house, the one mentioned in 1-7, and had sex with him. It was the only time I'd been with two guys in less than 24 hours.
21. We finally had sex, once, at the end of the semester, but it wasn't as good as I hoped it would be. I felt fat that day, and I felt like he was only doing it to make me feel better, not because he wanted to. He brought a flask to my apartment. He wanted me to choke him and do other kinky shit that I felt like we would only do if we were in a relationship.
22. He remarked about how most ladies thought he had a big penis, but I honestly didn't notice.
23. The biggest I've had was the guy I lost it to (1-7). This has been a main reason why I have continued sleeping with him throughout these past few years. Nobody does it better.
24. I've been in a new country for 5 months and haven't had sex with anyone else (besides my best friend). I just don't feel like putting in the effort to make it happen, even though I know it will be easy.
25. I don't think love is real, it's just a chemical response to millions of years of biological programming encoded in our DNA. I still want to get married, have kids, and own land one day.
Thursday, March 4, 2010
1. I had sex for the first time a month after my first kiss with the same guy (my boyfriend of five months), which happened the day before my 18th birthday.
2. During high school I thought I would never thought I would even have the opportunity to have sex.
3. I've been hit on three times in my life, all by guys on the street who would hit on any girl and don't (shouldn't) expect an answer.
4. Many, many people have told me I look at least four years younger than I actually am, which made me feel that anyone who would hit on me must be creepy.
5. Even now that I have more of a chest, no one hits on me. It makes me feel unattractive and jealous when I see other girls being approached by guys.
6. My current (only) boyfriend is the only guy who's ever called me pretty.
7. The only time I feel attractive is when I'm walking down the street pretending I'm a character from a TV show.
8. There have been people that I've wanted to notice me, but who I wouldn't want to be in a relationship with.
9. I can have sexual fantasies involving other people, but not myself.
10. I've never masturbated for more than a few seconds because I can't think of myself that way.
11. However, I've watched a lot of porn and don't feel bad about it unless someone brings up the subject of porn.
12. I find skinnier, slightly awkward boys attractive.
13. I like watching girls in porn and I'll pay attention to the way a girl looks/walks/talks in real life, but I don't consider myself bisexual.
14. When my boyfriend and I are having sex, I feel bad for accidentally tickling him all the time (his skin is very sensitive). And am afraid of crushing him when I'm on top.
15. I hate the fact that sexuality is tied with procreation. I never want to have kids.
16. I was the first in both of my groups of friends to have sex.
17. I am secretly proud of this.
18. Foreplay (excluding oral or mutual masturbation) is not as interesting to me as what comes after.
19. I don't think I've ever had an orgasm. This doesn't surprise me, considering #10.
20. The fact that #19 frustrates my boyfriend makes me even more attracted to him.
21. I've never gotten "the talk" from my parents.
22. On a campus where everyone claims to be sexually frustrated, I feel lucky and somewhat accomplished for having a boyfriend.
23. Eye crinkles, backs, and hip bones turn me on.
24. I like giving head more than receiving it.
25. I don't understand people who make or break romantic relationships solely based on how good the sex is. A fantastic personality makes up for less-than-amazing sex.
2. During high school I thought I would never thought I would even have the opportunity to have sex.
3. I've been hit on three times in my life, all by guys on the street who would hit on any girl and don't (shouldn't) expect an answer.
4. Many, many people have told me I look at least four years younger than I actually am, which made me feel that anyone who would hit on me must be creepy.
5. Even now that I have more of a chest, no one hits on me. It makes me feel unattractive and jealous when I see other girls being approached by guys.
6. My current (only) boyfriend is the only guy who's ever called me pretty.
7. The only time I feel attractive is when I'm walking down the street pretending I'm a character from a TV show.
8. There have been people that I've wanted to notice me, but who I wouldn't want to be in a relationship with.
9. I can have sexual fantasies involving other people, but not myself.
10. I've never masturbated for more than a few seconds because I can't think of myself that way.
11. However, I've watched a lot of porn and don't feel bad about it unless someone brings up the subject of porn.
12. I find skinnier, slightly awkward boys attractive.
13. I like watching girls in porn and I'll pay attention to the way a girl looks/walks/talks in real life, but I don't consider myself bisexual.
14. When my boyfriend and I are having sex, I feel bad for accidentally tickling him all the time (his skin is very sensitive). And am afraid of crushing him when I'm on top.
15. I hate the fact that sexuality is tied with procreation. I never want to have kids.
16. I was the first in both of my groups of friends to have sex.
17. I am secretly proud of this.
18. Foreplay (excluding oral or mutual masturbation) is not as interesting to me as what comes after.
19. I don't think I've ever had an orgasm. This doesn't surprise me, considering #10.
20. The fact that #19 frustrates my boyfriend makes me even more attracted to him.
21. I've never gotten "the talk" from my parents.
22. On a campus where everyone claims to be sexually frustrated, I feel lucky and somewhat accomplished for having a boyfriend.
23. Eye crinkles, backs, and hip bones turn me on.
24. I like giving head more than receiving it.
25. I don't understand people who make or break romantic relationships solely based on how good the sex is. A fantastic personality makes up for less-than-amazing sex.
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
1. When I was 5 I saw my uncle's stash of porn magazines in the garage, next to my Barbie play house.
2. I made my Barbies have sex to Shania Twain music.
3. When I was 12, I read my uncle's magazines, which were under the bathroom sink. It made me feel like peeing.
4. My grandma had a pink candlestick. I lit a match and tried to melt the wax and form the shape of a penis. This became my first dildo that never fit inside me. I would read grandma's Cosmopolitan magazines about how to hold a man's cock, and rub my candle on my nipples.
5. I found my mom's toy stash. I used her vibrator.
6. I lost my virginity in a dirty lake to a small cock. He was my boyfriend of two years (and we had only fingered each other up until that point). We were 15 and did not wear condoms, but he held me tight. I was disgusted.
7. We never (in the 2 1/2 years we dated) orgasmed. Either of us.
8. When I was 16, I discovered ORGASM. I stayed up all night making myself cum over and over again. I skipped school the next day.
9. When I was 17 I started dating a new guy. We fucked everywhere. I gave him head in his car while he drove. We had sex in his room when we should have been at school and his parents were at work. On the couch. In the hallway. In the shower. In my room. In the back seat. In parking structures. I was 5'9" and he was 5'4". I never orgasmed with him either. Maybe once.
10. My favorite way to masturbate is to turn on the bathtub faucet and drape my legs over the side, so the water pounds me.
11. I once gave head to a friend in a graveyard.
12. I started dating the next guy when I was 18. We had a very calm relationship. I wasn't sexually attracted to him, but sex was really not a big deal at that point. We made out for the first time and I made him orgasm in his pants. He left the room abruptly and I played stupid.
13. A week later #12 politely asked me for sex. I obliged, but he was a virgin and the condom was a K.O. We had a flawless victory the next evening. He held my ass like it was gold and kissed me like he meant it. I blushed when I saw the size of his package. I faked an orgasm out of courtesy and went home and masturbated.
14. #12 took a psychology of sex class in college. I recommend that class to anyone. He fucks like a champ. I guess he doesn't really "fuck." He makes love. We were attending different colleges, and saw each other every two weeks. I would watch for his car out the window we missed each other, sincerely. It was very romantic, and we'd spend the weekend in each other's arms. I faked every time.
15. When we were apart, we would masturbate on webcam with each other. He sent me lingerie in the mail. My boobs didn't fit. I felt weird about it. It kind of made me mad at him, so out of spite, I told him I had been faking the whole time. He smiled at me and said we would try new things. He asked me what I liked, and showed me a few amazing positions he learned in class. He went slowly. He went fast. Everything felt great, but the attempts usually ended in me crying. I had anorgasmia.
16. One night at my parents' house, he snuck over and we worked on orgasming again. He told me he loved me and that was my breaking point. Success! Then I cried and he held me. He commented that my real orgasms were way sexier than my fake ones.
17. I started watching lesbian porn and thinking about lesbians while we had sex. It made me go faster.
18. I started reading about tentacled monsters and slimy alien sex. Weirdness got me off.
19. #12 and I had dated for nearly two years, and then I cheated on him with an STD infested tool.
20. While having the "one night stand" with #19, I felt sad and self-destructive. I laid on the bed (my bed) and just let him do his thing. I did not invite him over to have sex, but to hang out and when it went where it did, I did nothing to stop it. I ended up lying to #12. I told him I was raped by some crazy guy I made up. He made me file a police report. I lied to the cops, because #12 was in the room. They went through a large investigation and then they gave up and apologized sincerely to me. I managed to fake cry, though I'm still not convinced they fully believed me.
21. The lie ate me up inside. I kept it going for a year after that. Then I told #12 the truth. We broke up. Got back together. Broke up again. Ironically, we never stopped having sex.
22. I met a guy who sang in a band. We kind-of-dated for about 2 weeks, watched a Pete and Pete marathon and had sex, a couple times, including anal sex (he had a small cock too. He used the excuse that he was Irish). After that, I tried to have anal sex with #12, but it was too large and painful.
23. I went to my first gyno when I was 20. They said I looked healthy, but then the results came back. I had HPV. Human Papilloma Virus, which can easily turn into cervical cancer. I also got birth control pills, which made my bladder bleed and made peeing hurt severely. I stopped taking it and stopped having promiscuous sex. I still had sex with #12.
24. I've been talking to this guy online who inspires much of my masturbatory inclinations. He's visiting me in a few weeks. It'll be hard to not rip his clothes off.
25. I crave to be more innocent.
2. I made my Barbies have sex to Shania Twain music.
3. When I was 12, I read my uncle's magazines, which were under the bathroom sink. It made me feel like peeing.
4. My grandma had a pink candlestick. I lit a match and tried to melt the wax and form the shape of a penis. This became my first dildo that never fit inside me. I would read grandma's Cosmopolitan magazines about how to hold a man's cock, and rub my candle on my nipples.
5. I found my mom's toy stash. I used her vibrator.
6. I lost my virginity in a dirty lake to a small cock. He was my boyfriend of two years (and we had only fingered each other up until that point). We were 15 and did not wear condoms, but he held me tight. I was disgusted.
7. We never (in the 2 1/2 years we dated) orgasmed. Either of us.
8. When I was 16, I discovered ORGASM. I stayed up all night making myself cum over and over again. I skipped school the next day.
9. When I was 17 I started dating a new guy. We fucked everywhere. I gave him head in his car while he drove. We had sex in his room when we should have been at school and his parents were at work. On the couch. In the hallway. In the shower. In my room. In the back seat. In parking structures. I was 5'9" and he was 5'4". I never orgasmed with him either. Maybe once.
10. My favorite way to masturbate is to turn on the bathtub faucet and drape my legs over the side, so the water pounds me.
11. I once gave head to a friend in a graveyard.
12. I started dating the next guy when I was 18. We had a very calm relationship. I wasn't sexually attracted to him, but sex was really not a big deal at that point. We made out for the first time and I made him orgasm in his pants. He left the room abruptly and I played stupid.
13. A week later #12 politely asked me for sex. I obliged, but he was a virgin and the condom was a K.O. We had a flawless victory the next evening. He held my ass like it was gold and kissed me like he meant it. I blushed when I saw the size of his package. I faked an orgasm out of courtesy and went home and masturbated.
14. #12 took a psychology of sex class in college. I recommend that class to anyone. He fucks like a champ. I guess he doesn't really "fuck." He makes love. We were attending different colleges, and saw each other every two weeks. I would watch for his car out the window we missed each other, sincerely. It was very romantic, and we'd spend the weekend in each other's arms. I faked every time.
15. When we were apart, we would masturbate on webcam with each other. He sent me lingerie in the mail. My boobs didn't fit. I felt weird about it. It kind of made me mad at him, so out of spite, I told him I had been faking the whole time. He smiled at me and said we would try new things. He asked me what I liked, and showed me a few amazing positions he learned in class. He went slowly. He went fast. Everything felt great, but the attempts usually ended in me crying. I had anorgasmia.
16. One night at my parents' house, he snuck over and we worked on orgasming again. He told me he loved me and that was my breaking point. Success! Then I cried and he held me. He commented that my real orgasms were way sexier than my fake ones.
17. I started watching lesbian porn and thinking about lesbians while we had sex. It made me go faster.
18. I started reading about tentacled monsters and slimy alien sex. Weirdness got me off.
19. #12 and I had dated for nearly two years, and then I cheated on him with an STD infested tool.
20. While having the "one night stand" with #19, I felt sad and self-destructive. I laid on the bed (my bed) and just let him do his thing. I did not invite him over to have sex, but to hang out and when it went where it did, I did nothing to stop it. I ended up lying to #12. I told him I was raped by some crazy guy I made up. He made me file a police report. I lied to the cops, because #12 was in the room. They went through a large investigation and then they gave up and apologized sincerely to me. I managed to fake cry, though I'm still not convinced they fully believed me.
21. The lie ate me up inside. I kept it going for a year after that. Then I told #12 the truth. We broke up. Got back together. Broke up again. Ironically, we never stopped having sex.
22. I met a guy who sang in a band. We kind-of-dated for about 2 weeks, watched a Pete and Pete marathon and had sex, a couple times, including anal sex (he had a small cock too. He used the excuse that he was Irish). After that, I tried to have anal sex with #12, but it was too large and painful.
23. I went to my first gyno when I was 20. They said I looked healthy, but then the results came back. I had HPV. Human Papilloma Virus, which can easily turn into cervical cancer. I also got birth control pills, which made my bladder bleed and made peeing hurt severely. I stopped taking it and stopped having promiscuous sex. I still had sex with #12.
24. I've been talking to this guy online who inspires much of my masturbatory inclinations. He's visiting me in a few weeks. It'll be hard to not rip his clothes off.
25. I crave to be more innocent.
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
1. I am 26 and, until about two weeks ago, I had never had an orgasm in any position besides missionary.
2. I lost my virginity at age 18 while I was a senior in high school and my boyfriend was in his first year of college. It was not painful, but he told me I was bad at it and fell asleep while I cried in the bathroom for two hours.
3. I have a serious thing for men with glasses and body/facial hair. A really serious thing.
4. I was very sheltered growing up and was not fully aware of certain acts. The first time I gave head was when I was 16 and I didn't know what was indicative of a male orgasm. I kept stopping whenever he made a noise and asking if he was done yet. When finally did climax in my mouth, I though he had peed and was revolted. I've since learned better...
5. I have had eight partners, men and women. I enjoy sex with men more, but find kissing/touching women extremely arousing. They are generally more soft and sensual.
6. My clitoral piercing is amazing when the weather is cold and I am wearing tight jeans. People wonder why I "shuffle" instead of walk normally sometimes.
7. Of all my partners, my current one is far and away the most satisfying, emotionally, mentally and physically. I did not think this level of sheer pleasure and happiness was even possible.
8. I fantasize about being restrained with Nintendo controllers (I'm sort of a nerd...).
9. I don't think I ever masturbated to climax until I was sexually active with a partner. Before that, I just had my hand down my pants at any opportunity... it was just warm and comfortable, okay?
10. I still sleep with my hand between my legs almost every night.
11. I am very aroused with the idea of being fondled/fucked while sleeping... or maybe pretending to be asleep. Waking up disheveled and soaked while wondering how much (if any) of the activity was a dream is a big turn on.
12. I am confident that I could come just from having my nipples sucked, bitten, and pinched.
13. Sometimes I get a kick out of acting completely inexperienced during foreplay and having my partner guide me around a little.
14. I love having my freckles, moles and tattoos kissed, even though they're not extra sensitive areas or anything.
15. One time, I let my ex boyfriend "titty fuck" me and when he was done, I noticed he had left a skidmark on my stomach. I never let him, or anyone else, do that again.
16. Whenever I listen to music, the first thing I think of is whether or not it could be listened to during sex.
17. I love the idea of consensual violence in the bedroom for myself, but hate seeing it portrayed in porn. I think it gives people the wrong idea, especially because the women never appear to be enjoying themselves.
18. I love tasting myself... on my fingers or on my partner's and their mouth. It is very sweet and I enjoy sharing it with my partner and seeing/hearing their reaction.
19. Deep, forceful kissing makes me tingly instantly. I also live soft, sweet kisses. Okay... I guess I'm just really into kissing!
20. I have never had sex while drunk or high, but a lot people say it's pretty cool. I am happy doing it sober.
21. I've received a number of compliments on my oral skills. I love going down on my boyfriend because he is so large my jaw hurts for a day or so afterwards and that serves as a sweet reminder of what we've done.
22. Whenever I meet or even just observe a couple, I immediately picture them having sex and try to guess what they're into, even if I really don't want to.
23. I used to be an avid shaver, but have found the feeling of pubic hair pressed against pubic hair to be immensely pleasing.
24. I used to fake noises and pleasure sometimes with exes. It is really, really amazing to find all of these gasps and squeaks and moans escaping my lips with my boyfriend and meaning each and every one.
25. None of my sexual fantasies have ever involved Jeff Goldblum, just for the record.
2. I lost my virginity at age 18 while I was a senior in high school and my boyfriend was in his first year of college. It was not painful, but he told me I was bad at it and fell asleep while I cried in the bathroom for two hours.
3. I have a serious thing for men with glasses and body/facial hair. A really serious thing.
4. I was very sheltered growing up and was not fully aware of certain acts. The first time I gave head was when I was 16 and I didn't know what was indicative of a male orgasm. I kept stopping whenever he made a noise and asking if he was done yet. When finally did climax in my mouth, I though he had peed and was revolted. I've since learned better...
5. I have had eight partners, men and women. I enjoy sex with men more, but find kissing/touching women extremely arousing. They are generally more soft and sensual.
6. My clitoral piercing is amazing when the weather is cold and I am wearing tight jeans. People wonder why I "shuffle" instead of walk normally sometimes.
7. Of all my partners, my current one is far and away the most satisfying, emotionally, mentally and physically. I did not think this level of sheer pleasure and happiness was even possible.
8. I fantasize about being restrained with Nintendo controllers (I'm sort of a nerd...).
9. I don't think I ever masturbated to climax until I was sexually active with a partner. Before that, I just had my hand down my pants at any opportunity... it was just warm and comfortable, okay?
10. I still sleep with my hand between my legs almost every night.
11. I am very aroused with the idea of being fondled/fucked while sleeping... or maybe pretending to be asleep. Waking up disheveled and soaked while wondering how much (if any) of the activity was a dream is a big turn on.
12. I am confident that I could come just from having my nipples sucked, bitten, and pinched.
13. Sometimes I get a kick out of acting completely inexperienced during foreplay and having my partner guide me around a little.
14. I love having my freckles, moles and tattoos kissed, even though they're not extra sensitive areas or anything.
15. One time, I let my ex boyfriend "titty fuck" me and when he was done, I noticed he had left a skidmark on my stomach. I never let him, or anyone else, do that again.
16. Whenever I listen to music, the first thing I think of is whether or not it could be listened to during sex.
17. I love the idea of consensual violence in the bedroom for myself, but hate seeing it portrayed in porn. I think it gives people the wrong idea, especially because the women never appear to be enjoying themselves.
18. I love tasting myself... on my fingers or on my partner's and their mouth. It is very sweet and I enjoy sharing it with my partner and seeing/hearing their reaction.
19. Deep, forceful kissing makes me tingly instantly. I also live soft, sweet kisses. Okay... I guess I'm just really into kissing!
20. I have never had sex while drunk or high, but a lot people say it's pretty cool. I am happy doing it sober.
21. I've received a number of compliments on my oral skills. I love going down on my boyfriend because he is so large my jaw hurts for a day or so afterwards and that serves as a sweet reminder of what we've done.
22. Whenever I meet or even just observe a couple, I immediately picture them having sex and try to guess what they're into, even if I really don't want to.
23. I used to be an avid shaver, but have found the feeling of pubic hair pressed against pubic hair to be immensely pleasing.
24. I used to fake noises and pleasure sometimes with exes. It is really, really amazing to find all of these gasps and squeaks and moans escaping my lips with my boyfriend and meaning each and every one.
25. None of my sexual fantasies have ever involved Jeff Goldblum, just for the record.
Monday, March 1, 2010
#1: Technically, my first kiss was in kindergarten, and it was the only first kiss I've ever initiated- a boy in my class gave me a bouquet of dandelions and I kissed him to say thank you. I don't really count that, though, so my first real kiss (then makeout session) was with my best friend when we were eleven years old. We were at an Evangelical Christian youth group sleepover with three other girls in the room.
#2: This friend and I continued having these little hook-up things at sleepovers for a few years. Once, her very religious older brother walked in--we pulled apart, but I'm pretty sure he knew what we'd been doing.
#3: When I was eight or nine, I used to sneak downstairs to the TV room on Friday nights so that I could watch softcore porn on TV (Showcase's Friday Nights Without Borders, to be exact). I'd turn the volume waaaaaaay down, but I was always kind of excited by the fact that I might be caught.
#4: I owe my first orgasm to a book called "All American Girl" by Meg Cabot- in it, one girl tells another about how she "practices" having sex by scooting down under the faucet in the bath tub and pretending that the water is the guy. After reading this, I decided to try it- BAM, orgasm. I was about ten or eleven years old, and I remember being really confused by the feeling at the time.
#5: Similarly to my first kiss, almost all of my past hook-ups have been in churches (Unitarian Universalist ones, though, so sex is a lot more accepted). The first time a guy touched my breasts was in a room with about twenty other people when I was fourteen, and the first time I was fingered/gave hand there were at least three people present.
#6: My first relationship was with the guy from #6, although we never really defined it as such... it started out with just hooking up, but there was definitely more than that there. It kind of fizzled out after a few months, which was mostly my decision- I kind of lost interest. Also, he tended to get very slobbery when we kissed.
#7: I've kissed about an equal number of girls and guys in my life, but I'm not positive about how to define my sexuality. I call myself straight, and I am only romantically attracted to guys, but I do find some girls incredibly sexy as well.
#8: I lost my virginity a little more than a year ago, and though it wasn't perfect, it definitely could have been worse. The guy it was with was someone who I'd previously gone out with, but we broke up because he lived in New York and I lived in Montreal. A fews months later, we decided to give the long-distance thing a chance, especially because we were going to be in the same city later that week (so we could talk about it then). This was on Monday- we saw each other that Saturday, and had sex for the first time that night. It was kind of awkward and pretty painful, but I wanted it to happen, and I'm so glad that it did. This guy and I are now in a wonderful relationship, and I have no regrets whatsoever.
#9: Being in a long-distance relationship is definitely hard sometimes, but it's also very rewarding in a lot of ways. For example, I get SO turned on whenever we first get to see each other, and the first sex we have feels fantastic. A little painful sometimes (he's not small), but in that good-pain way.
#10: Speaking of good pain, I love having my ass slapped and squeezed, my neck sucked and nibbled on, and my hair pulled. That being said, I wouldn't want it to get too extreme; if blood ever got involved, for example, I think I'd run away. I'd definitely like to try more bondage, though--being tied down sounds so incredibly hot.
#11: One of my biggest faults when it comes to sex is that I'm incredibly self-conscious and critical of myself. I'm terrified of rejection, and this means that I don't even feel like I can suggest new positions to try or tell my partner what I want. This lack of confidence affects a lot of areas of my life, and it's something that I really want to work on, but I don't know how.
#12: Going back to #11, the scariest thing I've ever done sexually was tie my boyfriend up and be all dominate-y. It ended up being really fun, though, as well as pretty hot. When I think back to it now, I can't figure out where I got the confidence to do it... I just hope that I'll be able to be that confident again in the future.
#13: I really like the smell of semen. Like... I think it's so great. The taste is okay, but not as good as the smell. I've never talked to anyone else who thinks this, though, so I feel kind of weird about it.
#14: I love being in a long-term, monogamous relationship, and I'm incredibly in love with my boyfriend, but I'm also kind of sad that I can't have sex with girls now. I really want to try it at least once before I die, but I also never want to cheat on my boyfriend.
#15: I LOVE receiving cunnilingus. It is the best feeling in the entire world. Seriously. Nothing else gives me an orgasm anywhere NEAR as good as that... man. Just thinking about it gets me turned on.
#16: A couple of years ago, I got high with some friends-of-friends, and one of them ended up assaulting me, I guess the term is... he pinned me against a bathroom wall, wouldn't stop kissing me and forced his hands into my pants so that he could finger me. It hurt a lot and really scared me at the time, and even though I know it could have been so much worse, it still screwed me up for quite while. I feel like I've moved on now, but I still don't ever talk about it with people.
#17: When I was fourteen, I learned how to put a condom on a banana using only my mouth. I was so proud of this, but I felt like I could never brag about it without looking like a crazy slut, so I kept it quiet.
#18: I think that laughter is a really important part of sex- because it really is such a silly thing when you think about it. I mean, it's messy, there are funny noises coming out of funny places and sometimes very awkward moments: humor seems to be the best way of dealing with it. Sometimes I also laugh just because I'm so incredibly happy. My boyfriend and I frequently end up laughing after having sex, usually when he's still inside of me.
#19: There is such a lot I want to try when it comes to sex: more positions, different locations, toys and role-playing and so much more... it sounds cheesy, but I'm really excited to explore this part of my life.
#20: Though I adore really emotional, loving sex, I also get so turned on by the idea of being thrown down on a bed and fucked really hard. Though he's great in bed, I do sometimes wish that my boyfriend would be less sweet and considerate during sex: I'd like to indulge this whole submissive-thing further.
#21: As I've said, I'm incredibly self-conscious, especially when it comes to my body. I've always been the kind of girl who changes in the bathroom stalls before gym class, and I don't even own a bathing suit because they're so frighteningly unflattering. Possibly because of this, I really love being naked with my boyfriend; it makes me feel so vulnerable and so safe and so natural and so great all at once.
#22: Before I'd ever let anyone see/touch my vagina, my biggest worry was about whether or not I should shave my pubic hair. I was actually quite terrified of having too much and a guy finding it gross, or not having any and a guy finding it weird. Nature kind of decided for me, though; I have super sensitive skin, so if whenever I tried to shave I would get angry razor rash everywhere. I just settled on trimming it fairly short and I've never gotten any complaints.
#23: I'm a very aural person, in that I find hearing people have sex hotter than seeing them have sex. When I watch porn it's usually the woman's moaning that gets me off, and I'm pretty loud myself.
#24: I think that North American attitudes about sex are simply ridiculous. Why is it such a big deal to see a nipple? Why does everyone care so much about a public figure's sex life? It just doesn't make sense to me.
#25: At heart, I'm still pretty cheesy when it comes to sex. I may like bondage and want to try a lot of different things, but I also don't think that there's anything better than snuggling and spooning and falling asleep together after sex. It's just the most amazing feeling imaginable.
#2: This friend and I continued having these little hook-up things at sleepovers for a few years. Once, her very religious older brother walked in--we pulled apart, but I'm pretty sure he knew what we'd been doing.
#3: When I was eight or nine, I used to sneak downstairs to the TV room on Friday nights so that I could watch softcore porn on TV (Showcase's Friday Nights Without Borders, to be exact). I'd turn the volume waaaaaaay down, but I was always kind of excited by the fact that I might be caught.
#4: I owe my first orgasm to a book called "All American Girl" by Meg Cabot- in it, one girl tells another about how she "practices" having sex by scooting down under the faucet in the bath tub and pretending that the water is the guy. After reading this, I decided to try it- BAM, orgasm. I was about ten or eleven years old, and I remember being really confused by the feeling at the time.
#5: Similarly to my first kiss, almost all of my past hook-ups have been in churches (Unitarian Universalist ones, though, so sex is a lot more accepted). The first time a guy touched my breasts was in a room with about twenty other people when I was fourteen, and the first time I was fingered/gave hand there were at least three people present.
#6: My first relationship was with the guy from #6, although we never really defined it as such... it started out with just hooking up, but there was definitely more than that there. It kind of fizzled out after a few months, which was mostly my decision- I kind of lost interest. Also, he tended to get very slobbery when we kissed.
#7: I've kissed about an equal number of girls and guys in my life, but I'm not positive about how to define my sexuality. I call myself straight, and I am only romantically attracted to guys, but I do find some girls incredibly sexy as well.
#8: I lost my virginity a little more than a year ago, and though it wasn't perfect, it definitely could have been worse. The guy it was with was someone who I'd previously gone out with, but we broke up because he lived in New York and I lived in Montreal. A fews months later, we decided to give the long-distance thing a chance, especially because we were going to be in the same city later that week (so we could talk about it then). This was on Monday- we saw each other that Saturday, and had sex for the first time that night. It was kind of awkward and pretty painful, but I wanted it to happen, and I'm so glad that it did. This guy and I are now in a wonderful relationship, and I have no regrets whatsoever.
#9: Being in a long-distance relationship is definitely hard sometimes, but it's also very rewarding in a lot of ways. For example, I get SO turned on whenever we first get to see each other, and the first sex we have feels fantastic. A little painful sometimes (he's not small), but in that good-pain way.
#10: Speaking of good pain, I love having my ass slapped and squeezed, my neck sucked and nibbled on, and my hair pulled. That being said, I wouldn't want it to get too extreme; if blood ever got involved, for example, I think I'd run away. I'd definitely like to try more bondage, though--being tied down sounds so incredibly hot.
#11: One of my biggest faults when it comes to sex is that I'm incredibly self-conscious and critical of myself. I'm terrified of rejection, and this means that I don't even feel like I can suggest new positions to try or tell my partner what I want. This lack of confidence affects a lot of areas of my life, and it's something that I really want to work on, but I don't know how.
#12: Going back to #11, the scariest thing I've ever done sexually was tie my boyfriend up and be all dominate-y. It ended up being really fun, though, as well as pretty hot. When I think back to it now, I can't figure out where I got the confidence to do it... I just hope that I'll be able to be that confident again in the future.
#13: I really like the smell of semen. Like... I think it's so great. The taste is okay, but not as good as the smell. I've never talked to anyone else who thinks this, though, so I feel kind of weird about it.
#14: I love being in a long-term, monogamous relationship, and I'm incredibly in love with my boyfriend, but I'm also kind of sad that I can't have sex with girls now. I really want to try it at least once before I die, but I also never want to cheat on my boyfriend.
#15: I LOVE receiving cunnilingus. It is the best feeling in the entire world. Seriously. Nothing else gives me an orgasm anywhere NEAR as good as that... man. Just thinking about it gets me turned on.
#16: A couple of years ago, I got high with some friends-of-friends, and one of them ended up assaulting me, I guess the term is... he pinned me against a bathroom wall, wouldn't stop kissing me and forced his hands into my pants so that he could finger me. It hurt a lot and really scared me at the time, and even though I know it could have been so much worse, it still screwed me up for quite while. I feel like I've moved on now, but I still don't ever talk about it with people.
#17: When I was fourteen, I learned how to put a condom on a banana using only my mouth. I was so proud of this, but I felt like I could never brag about it without looking like a crazy slut, so I kept it quiet.
#18: I think that laughter is a really important part of sex- because it really is such a silly thing when you think about it. I mean, it's messy, there are funny noises coming out of funny places and sometimes very awkward moments: humor seems to be the best way of dealing with it. Sometimes I also laugh just because I'm so incredibly happy. My boyfriend and I frequently end up laughing after having sex, usually when he's still inside of me.
#19: There is such a lot I want to try when it comes to sex: more positions, different locations, toys and role-playing and so much more... it sounds cheesy, but I'm really excited to explore this part of my life.
#20: Though I adore really emotional, loving sex, I also get so turned on by the idea of being thrown down on a bed and fucked really hard. Though he's great in bed, I do sometimes wish that my boyfriend would be less sweet and considerate during sex: I'd like to indulge this whole submissive-thing further.
#21: As I've said, I'm incredibly self-conscious, especially when it comes to my body. I've always been the kind of girl who changes in the bathroom stalls before gym class, and I don't even own a bathing suit because they're so frighteningly unflattering. Possibly because of this, I really love being naked with my boyfriend; it makes me feel so vulnerable and so safe and so natural and so great all at once.
#22: Before I'd ever let anyone see/touch my vagina, my biggest worry was about whether or not I should shave my pubic hair. I was actually quite terrified of having too much and a guy finding it gross, or not having any and a guy finding it weird. Nature kind of decided for me, though; I have super sensitive skin, so if whenever I tried to shave I would get angry razor rash everywhere. I just settled on trimming it fairly short and I've never gotten any complaints.
#23: I'm a very aural person, in that I find hearing people have sex hotter than seeing them have sex. When I watch porn it's usually the woman's moaning that gets me off, and I'm pretty loud myself.
#24: I think that North American attitudes about sex are simply ridiculous. Why is it such a big deal to see a nipple? Why does everyone care so much about a public figure's sex life? It just doesn't make sense to me.
#25: At heart, I'm still pretty cheesy when it comes to sex. I may like bondage and want to try a lot of different things, but I also don't think that there's anything better than snuggling and spooning and falling asleep together after sex. It's just the most amazing feeling imaginable.
Thursday, February 25, 2010
1. I lost my virginity at age 17 within a week of leaving home and going to university. I was drunk and I really didn’t care about him much. We had tried a few days before when we were sober, but it hurt too much. When it finally happened, I bled a lot and I was quite embarrassed. I wouldn’t change anything about my first time, though.
2. I first gave head about a month before I left for university. I was drunk and I brought a childhood friend home from a party when my parents were gone for the weekend. I found it very empowering, but I wouldn’t let him touch me as I hadn’t shaved and had never had anyone touch me down there before.
3. 2 and I never talked about our experience after that. It was never awkward between us, and it never got brought up. At age 19 while out dancing and drinking, he drunkenly asked if we could re-create it. I declined.
4.The first time I actually really masturbated (on purpose, knowing what I was doing) was in the 8th grade. I was reading Harry Potter fanfiction online. Being a straight girl, I was frightened that the "slash" Harry/Draco gay fanfiction turned me on so much.
5. In high school and for a year of university, I only masturbated to gay Harry Potter fanfiction. I found out that it was written predominately by straight women, and that made me feel better about it.
6. My most intense sexual experience happened at age 18, with a boy I’d been sort-of dating all throughout the summer. I was moving away a couple days after, and this would be the last time we’d see each other for.... maybe forever. It was during the summer 2008 Olympics. I was sick with strep throat, but we had sex anyway. We had sex in my basement while my parents hung out upstairs. I came while Michael Phelps won his last gold medal.
7. #6 is the first/only guy I have ever loved up until this point. I still love him. I’m 20 years old.
8. That same guy and I texted naughty things to each other for an entire year while we lived in separate provinces. Almost exactly one year to the day that I had last seen him, I was finally able to visit him for a weekend. It made me so hot when he told me to "go slow, because it’s been a while." It made me happy that he hadn’t had much sex since being with me.
9. I’m dating someone else right now. We’ve been dating for a month and haven’t had sex. I don’t feel like he’s sexually attracted to me, and I’m probably going to break up with him very soon. Mostly, because I can’t get #6 out of my head.
10. I think about #6 when I masturbate. I think about our "olympic" experience. He has told me in the past that it’s what he thinks about in his private time too.
11. I’m straight, but I watch videos of other girls masturbating when I want to get off. I think it’s because I want to pick up some tricks, and I want to know if I look “normal” when I cum.
12. I used to shave myself bare, but I think it looks unnatural. Now, I keep myself neatly trimmed. I’m a real woman, I shouldn’t have to look like an underage child.
13. I have sent nude pictures of myself to random guys over the internet. I never use my real name or face. It makes me feel good, getting complimented by strangers.
14. In my current relationship, I have engaged other guys in cybersex. I’ve discovered a secret talent for talking dirty. I haven’t told my current partner (mostly because I’m going to break up with him soon) but I also don’t consider it cheating.
15. I’ve been in a threesome, with two guys. I like it best that way, because all of the attention was on me.
16. I love giving head. I’ve been told that I suck cock like I was born to do it.
17. I had a crush on a close male friend all through high school. One night while we were watching a movie, he kissed me. I ended up giving him head, and he told me that I was better than his ex-girlfriend. I soon realized that praise gets me hot. He also gave me some constructive criticism, which I’ve cherished.
18. I went on a few dates with a guy who was 2 years older than me when I was 17. He had been the most sought after guy in school so I was quite flattered. He was extremely cocky and would send me pics of his naked body. I wish I’d kept them, so my friends and I could have had a laugh. At the time, I was too weirded out to tell anyone about them and I deleted them right away.
19. The same guy from #19 wanted to take pictures of us making out and in various states of undress. I refused even though I kind of wanted to. I always wondered what he’d do with them, and if he’d show them to our friends.
20. I’ve never had a true one-night stand. I don’t really do drunken hookups (besides my one experiment with #2). I’ve gotten intimate with 3 guys whilst inebriated, and I’ve ended up dating all of them (including the guy I didn’t care about, who I lost my virginity to and #6, who started off as a random that I met at a party and hooked up with by my friend’s garage). I guess I’m lucky that they’ve all called.
21. I’ve videotaped myself masturbating, but it was very clinical. It was mostly just to examine myself and less about showing it to anyone, or using it for my own pleasure.
22. I live with three guys. I started having sex with one of them for a month-long period. I started developing feelings for him, which I don’t think he reciprocates. I thought my other roommates were clueless about our hookups, but I found out a couple of weeks ago that they’ve known all along. When we first had sex, it was Halloween and I was wearing a pirate costume. It's the closest I've ever come to roleplay.
23. I heard one of my roommates masturbating in the shower and I wish I’d been more awake at the time so I might have fully been able to use it for fantasy fodder. I love the sound/sight of guys masturbating.
24. A guy that I've been friends with for a while, but haven't really seen in a few years, "anonymously" confessed to having a sex dream about me on an application on facebook. Later, he came clean that it was he who'd left the message (which is how I know it was him). It turned me on beyond belief, and now I'll always think of him a little differently. He has said that it's made him think of me differently too.
25. Guys love my tits. They’re the body part that I’m most confident about and I’d never trade them. I love girl-on-top because it makes the most of them, and it gives myself and my partner the best angle for squeezing them.
2. I first gave head about a month before I left for university. I was drunk and I brought a childhood friend home from a party when my parents were gone for the weekend. I found it very empowering, but I wouldn’t let him touch me as I hadn’t shaved and had never had anyone touch me down there before.
3. 2 and I never talked about our experience after that. It was never awkward between us, and it never got brought up. At age 19 while out dancing and drinking, he drunkenly asked if we could re-create it. I declined.
4.The first time I actually really masturbated (on purpose, knowing what I was doing) was in the 8th grade. I was reading Harry Potter fanfiction online. Being a straight girl, I was frightened that the "slash" Harry/Draco gay fanfiction turned me on so much.
5. In high school and for a year of university, I only masturbated to gay Harry Potter fanfiction. I found out that it was written predominately by straight women, and that made me feel better about it.
6. My most intense sexual experience happened at age 18, with a boy I’d been sort-of dating all throughout the summer. I was moving away a couple days after, and this would be the last time we’d see each other for.... maybe forever. It was during the summer 2008 Olympics. I was sick with strep throat, but we had sex anyway. We had sex in my basement while my parents hung out upstairs. I came while Michael Phelps won his last gold medal.
7. #6 is the first/only guy I have ever loved up until this point. I still love him. I’m 20 years old.
8. That same guy and I texted naughty things to each other for an entire year while we lived in separate provinces. Almost exactly one year to the day that I had last seen him, I was finally able to visit him for a weekend. It made me so hot when he told me to "go slow, because it’s been a while." It made me happy that he hadn’t had much sex since being with me.
9. I’m dating someone else right now. We’ve been dating for a month and haven’t had sex. I don’t feel like he’s sexually attracted to me, and I’m probably going to break up with him very soon. Mostly, because I can’t get #6 out of my head.
10. I think about #6 when I masturbate. I think about our "olympic" experience. He has told me in the past that it’s what he thinks about in his private time too.
11. I’m straight, but I watch videos of other girls masturbating when I want to get off. I think it’s because I want to pick up some tricks, and I want to know if I look “normal” when I cum.
12. I used to shave myself bare, but I think it looks unnatural. Now, I keep myself neatly trimmed. I’m a real woman, I shouldn’t have to look like an underage child.
13. I have sent nude pictures of myself to random guys over the internet. I never use my real name or face. It makes me feel good, getting complimented by strangers.
14. In my current relationship, I have engaged other guys in cybersex. I’ve discovered a secret talent for talking dirty. I haven’t told my current partner (mostly because I’m going to break up with him soon) but I also don’t consider it cheating.
15. I’ve been in a threesome, with two guys. I like it best that way, because all of the attention was on me.
16. I love giving head. I’ve been told that I suck cock like I was born to do it.
17. I had a crush on a close male friend all through high school. One night while we were watching a movie, he kissed me. I ended up giving him head, and he told me that I was better than his ex-girlfriend. I soon realized that praise gets me hot. He also gave me some constructive criticism, which I’ve cherished.
18. I went on a few dates with a guy who was 2 years older than me when I was 17. He had been the most sought after guy in school so I was quite flattered. He was extremely cocky and would send me pics of his naked body. I wish I’d kept them, so my friends and I could have had a laugh. At the time, I was too weirded out to tell anyone about them and I deleted them right away.
19. The same guy from #19 wanted to take pictures of us making out and in various states of undress. I refused even though I kind of wanted to. I always wondered what he’d do with them, and if he’d show them to our friends.
20. I’ve never had a true one-night stand. I don’t really do drunken hookups (besides my one experiment with #2). I’ve gotten intimate with 3 guys whilst inebriated, and I’ve ended up dating all of them (including the guy I didn’t care about, who I lost my virginity to and #6, who started off as a random that I met at a party and hooked up with by my friend’s garage). I guess I’m lucky that they’ve all called.
21. I’ve videotaped myself masturbating, but it was very clinical. It was mostly just to examine myself and less about showing it to anyone, or using it for my own pleasure.
22. I live with three guys. I started having sex with one of them for a month-long period. I started developing feelings for him, which I don’t think he reciprocates. I thought my other roommates were clueless about our hookups, but I found out a couple of weeks ago that they’ve known all along. When we first had sex, it was Halloween and I was wearing a pirate costume. It's the closest I've ever come to roleplay.
23. I heard one of my roommates masturbating in the shower and I wish I’d been more awake at the time so I might have fully been able to use it for fantasy fodder. I love the sound/sight of guys masturbating.
24. A guy that I've been friends with for a while, but haven't really seen in a few years, "anonymously" confessed to having a sex dream about me on an application on facebook. Later, he came clean that it was he who'd left the message (which is how I know it was him). It turned me on beyond belief, and now I'll always think of him a little differently. He has said that it's made him think of me differently too.
25. Guys love my tits. They’re the body part that I’m most confident about and I’d never trade them. I love girl-on-top because it makes the most of them, and it gives myself and my partner the best angle for squeezing them.
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
1. I lost my virginity to my first boyfriend at fifteen after dating for four months. My dad congratulated me on waiting so long.
2. I received a lap dance from my best friend who was three years older than me and her cousin when I was nine years old. They turned off the lights, sat me down in a bean bag chair, turned on the Backstreet Boys, and started stripping and rubbing themselves against me.
3. I used to lie about the number of people I've slept with to make it a larger number. I now, at nineteen, have reached 8 people and lie to make it smaller.
4. I like to masturbate while driving. It gets me really wet when I know the people in the car next to me can see.
5. I also masturbate while my roommate is sleeping less than six feet away from me on a regular basis. I'm never really sure if she's asleep and I know that's what makes the orgasm so strong.
6. I gave up on guys after sleeping with three of them.
7. Only one person, my current girlfriend, has ever made me orgasm without my help. I'm really good at faking it.
8. I once gave head to a guy in the backseat of his grandmother's car. His mom was driving, his grandmother was in the passenger seat, and his younger sister was right next to me. Nobody noticed.
9. I almost had a threesome with my last boyfriend and a random girl he met off the internet because he thought it would "cure" my gayness and keep me from cheating.
10. I cheated on him.
11. I've cheated on everyone I've ever dated.
12. The first girl I ever loved cheated on me with her coworker last July. We got back together and I cheated on her with both her ex-girlfriend and the girl she cheated on me with.
13. I've had sex in every building on my college campus except the library and the dining hall.
14. I love being bitten. Not just little nibbles; I want hard, teeth-scraping biting that leaves prominent purple bruises for me to marvel at later.
15. I hated having sex in the woods.
16. The best orgasms I've ever had was during phone sex with my first boyfriend. I was able to pretend he was someone else and make myself cum as loudly as I wanted several times in a row.
17. I absolutely hate being quiet unless someone's forcing me to be. I'm a screamer until you put your hand over my mouth and give me something to bite down on.
18. Hearing someone tell me to fuck them gets me wet instantly.
19. From the time I was twelve until recently, I often had cyber sex with older men. No matter how old I really was, I always admitted to being older.
20. I read erotic stories online all the time. I like to read several in a row until my panties are soaked through before masturbating.
21. I need clitoral stimulation to orgasm.
22. I have no desire to be with men, but the porn that I like to watch usually involves a girl being fucked really hard by a man with a huge cock.
23. When I was about eight, I remember my younger next door neighbor telling me on her front porch that when she sees someone who's naked or kissing someone on TV, she immediately has to pee. I told her I felt that too and that rubbing yourself "down there" instead of peeing feels really good.
24. It worries me sometimes how easy it is for me to have purely sexual relationships. It makes me wonder if I'm really capable of loving someone.
25. I realized that I am to my current girlfriend what my last girlfriend was to me, but I hope I don't break her heart the way my ex did mine.
2. I received a lap dance from my best friend who was three years older than me and her cousin when I was nine years old. They turned off the lights, sat me down in a bean bag chair, turned on the Backstreet Boys, and started stripping and rubbing themselves against me.
3. I used to lie about the number of people I've slept with to make it a larger number. I now, at nineteen, have reached 8 people and lie to make it smaller.
4. I like to masturbate while driving. It gets me really wet when I know the people in the car next to me can see.
5. I also masturbate while my roommate is sleeping less than six feet away from me on a regular basis. I'm never really sure if she's asleep and I know that's what makes the orgasm so strong.
6. I gave up on guys after sleeping with three of them.
7. Only one person, my current girlfriend, has ever made me orgasm without my help. I'm really good at faking it.
8. I once gave head to a guy in the backseat of his grandmother's car. His mom was driving, his grandmother was in the passenger seat, and his younger sister was right next to me. Nobody noticed.
9. I almost had a threesome with my last boyfriend and a random girl he met off the internet because he thought it would "cure" my gayness and keep me from cheating.
10. I cheated on him.
11. I've cheated on everyone I've ever dated.
12. The first girl I ever loved cheated on me with her coworker last July. We got back together and I cheated on her with both her ex-girlfriend and the girl she cheated on me with.
13. I've had sex in every building on my college campus except the library and the dining hall.
14. I love being bitten. Not just little nibbles; I want hard, teeth-scraping biting that leaves prominent purple bruises for me to marvel at later.
15. I hated having sex in the woods.
16. The best orgasms I've ever had was during phone sex with my first boyfriend. I was able to pretend he was someone else and make myself cum as loudly as I wanted several times in a row.
17. I absolutely hate being quiet unless someone's forcing me to be. I'm a screamer until you put your hand over my mouth and give me something to bite down on.
18. Hearing someone tell me to fuck them gets me wet instantly.
19. From the time I was twelve until recently, I often had cyber sex with older men. No matter how old I really was, I always admitted to being older.
20. I read erotic stories online all the time. I like to read several in a row until my panties are soaked through before masturbating.
21. I need clitoral stimulation to orgasm.
22. I have no desire to be with men, but the porn that I like to watch usually involves a girl being fucked really hard by a man with a huge cock.
23. When I was about eight, I remember my younger next door neighbor telling me on her front porch that when she sees someone who's naked or kissing someone on TV, she immediately has to pee. I told her I felt that too and that rubbing yourself "down there" instead of peeing feels really good.
24. It worries me sometimes how easy it is for me to have purely sexual relationships. It makes me wonder if I'm really capable of loving someone.
25. I realized that I am to my current girlfriend what my last girlfriend was to me, but I hope I don't break her heart the way my ex did mine.
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
1. The only relationship I ever had lasted two months in middle school. Since then, I haven't gone on a single date.
2. I lost my virginity after a party when I was nineteen. It was painless but far from pleasurable, and he narrated everything as it happened. I didn't find out the guy's last name until several months later, when a mutual friend put two and two together and told me that he was actually in high school. He had also been a virgin. I sometimes pull this out as a funny story at parties, but I skip the part about it being my first time.
3. The second and last time I had sex was three weeks later, with a man I later discovered was ten years my senior. He gave me my most fulfilling orgasm to date. He begged for my phone number and said he couldn't wait to see me again. The next day I looked him up on facebook and discovered he had a girlfriend. He never did call.
4. Starting when I was around eight, my best girlfriend and I played sexual make-believe games. She often wanted to be a pregnant woman whose husband had left her and wanted me to be the doctor who consoled her. These always ended with us scissoring each other (because we thought that was how hetero sex worked) and kissing each other's nipples. This ended when we got to sixth grade and she found boys to kiss, and a few months later we stopped being friends. At seventeen she got pregnant and had a baby girl. Now every day I thank my lucky stars that those sixth grade boys didn't want to kiss me.
5. I discovered masturbation when I was ten or eleven. I had a urinary tract infection and thought I could soothe the pain with water, so I spread my legs under the bath faucet. I continued to do this for years before I figured out what it was.
6. A few years after that, I hid the contents of my mother's underwear drawer in my closet for April Fool's Day. When I picked up her stuff to return to her, I grabbed everything that made sense to me, like panties and stockings, but didn't figure that the personal massager might have come from her drawer so I left it behind with all of my junk. It later became my regular vibrator and I still use it to this day.
7. I am straight, but I love lesbian porn. My dad once walked in on me masturbating with that vibrator to a lesbian porno. We never spoke about it.
8. I am obese and I carry a lot of my excess weight in disproportionately enormous breasts. They are a very frequent topic of conversation among both friends and strangers. They used to be a source of sexual confidence for me, but they have now begun to sag so much that it is obvious when I bear even an inch of cleavage.
9. I occasionally shave my pubic hair because I like the way it feels to be bare. I had a full bush with both of my sexual partners, and both wanted to give me oral.
10. I spent most of high school in love with my best guy friend and frequently fantasized about giving him head, not because I found giving head sexy, but because it seemed more plausible than him actually having sex with me.
11. At a party in high school I drunkenly showed my breasts to a few classmates at their request. After I passed out, I woke up to one of them taking off my bra and playing with my breasts. I pretended I was still asleep because I didn't know what to do.
12. I have never made out with anyone long enough to know whether I really enjoy it, but so far, I don't think I do.
13. I went without masturbation my entire first semester of college. When I got home for winter break, I reveled in my newfound privacy by having an orgasm a day.
14. I have had videochat sex with several strangers. I start with just my bra, then take that off and play with my breasts as I watch the men touch themselves. I then show them my pussy as I get myself off. As soon as I finish, I sign off without warning.
15. I had a flirtatious relationship with a gorgeous guy in my high school who was largely unpopular because he danced ballet. When he told me he had never gotten a blowjob, I joked that I would give him one to "break him in." We made a half-serious plan to do it in the literary magazine office after a final exam when no one would be around. I went there after the test to get my coat and to see if he would show up. He did, but only after another friend saw me inside and came in to complain about the test. He walked a few laps around the hallway and then gave up and left.
16. I have twice joined internet dating sites and then left abruptly when I got scared of all the attention I was receiving. I'm on try 3, and hopefully this time I won't chicken out at the prospect of something good.
17. I desperately want to have sex in the projection booth of my school's cinema while I'm screening a film for an audience.
18. My first kiss was on a bus in Ireland at thirteen. I was playing truth or dare with the kids in my program, and one was dared to kiss me. He made me cover my ears, but I could hear him protest that he didn't want to kiss a fat girl. Another boy called him a pussy and kissed me himself.
19. My first make-out was with a very experienced girlfriend in front of a group of people at fifteen. It was also the first time I got drunk or heard people (the girlfriend included) having sex.
20. A bisexual girl at my camp once proposed that we have sex using a euphemism that I didn't understand. When I asked what she meant, she changed the subject. I truly regret not fooling around with her.
21. Straight girls at my high school always made out with one another at parties or when we were drunk. When I got to college, my new friends all insisted that was strange and gross. I just think they're wrong.
22. Few things have made me as happy as not being the last of my group of friends to have sex. I was second-to-last.
23. I sometimes incorporate phallic objects into my masturbation. When it's something like a hairbrush handle (mine has amazing ridges), I put a grocery bag over it so I don't need to worry about cleaning it thoroughly afterward. I don't think I will ever know or love someone enough to tell them this.
24. I am attracted to men who look like my brothers. People find it strange when I say this, but it makes perfect psychological and biological sense and is very common. Neither of the men I have slept with have been "my type."
25. I'm never surprised or disappointed when boys I hook up with don't say goodbye or try to contact me later. I expect it. I'm hoping that someday, I will become the type of person who feels terrible in those situations, because I think that would be a sign of personal growth and an improved self-image.
2. I lost my virginity after a party when I was nineteen. It was painless but far from pleasurable, and he narrated everything as it happened. I didn't find out the guy's last name until several months later, when a mutual friend put two and two together and told me that he was actually in high school. He had also been a virgin. I sometimes pull this out as a funny story at parties, but I skip the part about it being my first time.
3. The second and last time I had sex was three weeks later, with a man I later discovered was ten years my senior. He gave me my most fulfilling orgasm to date. He begged for my phone number and said he couldn't wait to see me again. The next day I looked him up on facebook and discovered he had a girlfriend. He never did call.
4. Starting when I was around eight, my best girlfriend and I played sexual make-believe games. She often wanted to be a pregnant woman whose husband had left her and wanted me to be the doctor who consoled her. These always ended with us scissoring each other (because we thought that was how hetero sex worked) and kissing each other's nipples. This ended when we got to sixth grade and she found boys to kiss, and a few months later we stopped being friends. At seventeen she got pregnant and had a baby girl. Now every day I thank my lucky stars that those sixth grade boys didn't want to kiss me.
5. I discovered masturbation when I was ten or eleven. I had a urinary tract infection and thought I could soothe the pain with water, so I spread my legs under the bath faucet. I continued to do this for years before I figured out what it was.
6. A few years after that, I hid the contents of my mother's underwear drawer in my closet for April Fool's Day. When I picked up her stuff to return to her, I grabbed everything that made sense to me, like panties and stockings, but didn't figure that the personal massager might have come from her drawer so I left it behind with all of my junk. It later became my regular vibrator and I still use it to this day.
7. I am straight, but I love lesbian porn. My dad once walked in on me masturbating with that vibrator to a lesbian porno. We never spoke about it.
8. I am obese and I carry a lot of my excess weight in disproportionately enormous breasts. They are a very frequent topic of conversation among both friends and strangers. They used to be a source of sexual confidence for me, but they have now begun to sag so much that it is obvious when I bear even an inch of cleavage.
9. I occasionally shave my pubic hair because I like the way it feels to be bare. I had a full bush with both of my sexual partners, and both wanted to give me oral.
10. I spent most of high school in love with my best guy friend and frequently fantasized about giving him head, not because I found giving head sexy, but because it seemed more plausible than him actually having sex with me.
11. At a party in high school I drunkenly showed my breasts to a few classmates at their request. After I passed out, I woke up to one of them taking off my bra and playing with my breasts. I pretended I was still asleep because I didn't know what to do.
12. I have never made out with anyone long enough to know whether I really enjoy it, but so far, I don't think I do.
13. I went without masturbation my entire first semester of college. When I got home for winter break, I reveled in my newfound privacy by having an orgasm a day.
14. I have had videochat sex with several strangers. I start with just my bra, then take that off and play with my breasts as I watch the men touch themselves. I then show them my pussy as I get myself off. As soon as I finish, I sign off without warning.
15. I had a flirtatious relationship with a gorgeous guy in my high school who was largely unpopular because he danced ballet. When he told me he had never gotten a blowjob, I joked that I would give him one to "break him in." We made a half-serious plan to do it in the literary magazine office after a final exam when no one would be around. I went there after the test to get my coat and to see if he would show up. He did, but only after another friend saw me inside and came in to complain about the test. He walked a few laps around the hallway and then gave up and left.
16. I have twice joined internet dating sites and then left abruptly when I got scared of all the attention I was receiving. I'm on try 3, and hopefully this time I won't chicken out at the prospect of something good.
17. I desperately want to have sex in the projection booth of my school's cinema while I'm screening a film for an audience.
18. My first kiss was on a bus in Ireland at thirteen. I was playing truth or dare with the kids in my program, and one was dared to kiss me. He made me cover my ears, but I could hear him protest that he didn't want to kiss a fat girl. Another boy called him a pussy and kissed me himself.
19. My first make-out was with a very experienced girlfriend in front of a group of people at fifteen. It was also the first time I got drunk or heard people (the girlfriend included) having sex.
20. A bisexual girl at my camp once proposed that we have sex using a euphemism that I didn't understand. When I asked what she meant, she changed the subject. I truly regret not fooling around with her.
21. Straight girls at my high school always made out with one another at parties or when we were drunk. When I got to college, my new friends all insisted that was strange and gross. I just think they're wrong.
22. Few things have made me as happy as not being the last of my group of friends to have sex. I was second-to-last.
23. I sometimes incorporate phallic objects into my masturbation. When it's something like a hairbrush handle (mine has amazing ridges), I put a grocery bag over it so I don't need to worry about cleaning it thoroughly afterward. I don't think I will ever know or love someone enough to tell them this.
24. I am attracted to men who look like my brothers. People find it strange when I say this, but it makes perfect psychological and biological sense and is very common. Neither of the men I have slept with have been "my type."
25. I'm never surprised or disappointed when boys I hook up with don't say goodbye or try to contact me later. I expect it. I'm hoping that someday, I will become the type of person who feels terrible in those situations, because I think that would be a sign of personal growth and an improved self-image.
Monday, February 22, 2010
1. First off, I'm not confused. I confuse people. I confuse them to no end, and that really grates on some of their nerves. Still doesn't make me confused.
2. I give different answers to "What's your orientation?" depending on who's asking. I tell average laypeople I'm bi, because they probably don't know what a pansexual is. I tell bigots that I'm gay, because it annoys them more. I tell people who know what "pansexual" means that I'm pansexual.
3. I would say that I find more people attractive than average, but develop crushes on fewer than average.
4. Sadly, a high percentage of these crushes are on people I have less than a 0% chance of ever sleeping with, on account of their being fictional characters and all.
5. Doesn't stop me from fantasizing, though...
6. I've had two relationships, unless you count elementary school pairings. In which case, three.
7. I've had people of every major orientation/gender identity mix hit on and/or develop crushes on me. Bi girls, couple straight girls, a couple lesbians... several gay guys, couple bi ones... and even the occasional otherwise straight guy. Great for the ego, I tell you.
8. I find intelligence sexy.
9. I believe that gender is in the brain, sex is between the legs, and that gender overrides sex. I know for a fact that there are many people who disagree with this. These people are welcome to not sleep with me.
10. I dislike giant silicone boobs. They intimidate me. They're like henchmen... they don't say anything. They just sit there, ominously. If they had arms, you can bet the mortgage they'd be crossed intimidatingly.
11. On the flip side, naturally giant boobs are fine. The chances of them spontaneously exploding silicone are much lower, and there's more of a chance that the person attached to them doesn't otherwise look anorexic.
12. I've never had sex with a transperson. I'd like to try, but not in that creepy "The only reason I'm dating you is because you have boobs and a dick" kind of way.
13. Something about social dancing freaks the living Hell out of me. I've even devised a system to avoid dancing at parties. (It's quite simple. You hang onto the same handful of chips for about half an hour, and if people tell you to go dance, you say "Can't, I'm eating", waving the chips around for emphasis.)
14. I'm terrible at realizing when people have crushes on me. I mean, just terrible. I just always assume people are being friendly. Took me two weeks to realize my now-boyfriend was, in fact, hitting on me.
15. I would never have the guts to be a stripper. I'd be the world's most awkward stripper. I imagine I'd end up staring at my feet as I took everything off in a meticulous and orderly fashion, after which I'd gather my clothes and briskly walk offstage. I'd be lucky to make enough money to cover parking.
16. I'm not a huge fan of phone sex. To me, it just sounds like awkward questions about clothing, then some descriptions of masturbation, someone breathing heavily into a phone, and then most likely falling asleep at the other end.
17. Despite reading heavily on the subject (like any other teenager with Google), I've only had what would qualify as "oral sex" with two people, one who could really have showered more often, and one whom I'm dating.
18. I'm not in any way turned on by exhibitionism on my part. Maybe if I had a regular (non-trans) body, it'd be different. But not with this body.
19. I could only get into role-playing scenarios during actual bedtime activities. Permanent inequality (ie, a slave/Master relationship, etc.) holds no appeal for me.
20. I think one of the most important things to remember is that there is a huge difference between love and sex. Not that both aren't nice in their own ways, and hey, if they coincide, awesome. But they're still separate.
21. I wouldn't mind trying sex with a woman at some point. It'd be interesting.
22. I often have trouble deciding whether my approach to sex (as a topic) is more "academic" or "hippy." I often then try to imagine how many other people think this about themselves. I'm guessing a couple thousand, tops.
23. I find the word "coitus" highly unattractive. I mean, way to take a reasonably fun act and give it a moniker best suited to some kind of semi-edible shrimp-based stew. Good job, science.
24. I'm game for a lot of things, but excrement, knife play, gun play, and any type of asphyxiation where there's a chance something could go horribly awry are all out, as is anything involving animals or people incapable of consent.
25. I find porn videos with scared-looking participants a turnoff. It's not that I'm against roleplay, au contraire. It's that scared-looking porn stars just remind me of how many porn stars have been sexually abused, and once you start thinking about that, it pretty much kills it.
2. I give different answers to "What's your orientation?" depending on who's asking. I tell average laypeople I'm bi, because they probably don't know what a pansexual is. I tell bigots that I'm gay, because it annoys them more. I tell people who know what "pansexual" means that I'm pansexual.
3. I would say that I find more people attractive than average, but develop crushes on fewer than average.
4. Sadly, a high percentage of these crushes are on people I have less than a 0% chance of ever sleeping with, on account of their being fictional characters and all.
5. Doesn't stop me from fantasizing, though...
6. I've had two relationships, unless you count elementary school pairings. In which case, three.
7. I've had people of every major orientation/gender identity mix hit on and/or develop crushes on me. Bi girls, couple straight girls, a couple lesbians... several gay guys, couple bi ones... and even the occasional otherwise straight guy. Great for the ego, I tell you.
8. I find intelligence sexy.
9. I believe that gender is in the brain, sex is between the legs, and that gender overrides sex. I know for a fact that there are many people who disagree with this. These people are welcome to not sleep with me.
10. I dislike giant silicone boobs. They intimidate me. They're like henchmen... they don't say anything. They just sit there, ominously. If they had arms, you can bet the mortgage they'd be crossed intimidatingly.
11. On the flip side, naturally giant boobs are fine. The chances of them spontaneously exploding silicone are much lower, and there's more of a chance that the person attached to them doesn't otherwise look anorexic.
12. I've never had sex with a transperson. I'd like to try, but not in that creepy "The only reason I'm dating you is because you have boobs and a dick" kind of way.
13. Something about social dancing freaks the living Hell out of me. I've even devised a system to avoid dancing at parties. (It's quite simple. You hang onto the same handful of chips for about half an hour, and if people tell you to go dance, you say "Can't, I'm eating", waving the chips around for emphasis.)
14. I'm terrible at realizing when people have crushes on me. I mean, just terrible. I just always assume people are being friendly. Took me two weeks to realize my now-boyfriend was, in fact, hitting on me.
15. I would never have the guts to be a stripper. I'd be the world's most awkward stripper. I imagine I'd end up staring at my feet as I took everything off in a meticulous and orderly fashion, after which I'd gather my clothes and briskly walk offstage. I'd be lucky to make enough money to cover parking.
16. I'm not a huge fan of phone sex. To me, it just sounds like awkward questions about clothing, then some descriptions of masturbation, someone breathing heavily into a phone, and then most likely falling asleep at the other end.
17. Despite reading heavily on the subject (like any other teenager with Google), I've only had what would qualify as "oral sex" with two people, one who could really have showered more often, and one whom I'm dating.
18. I'm not in any way turned on by exhibitionism on my part. Maybe if I had a regular (non-trans) body, it'd be different. But not with this body.
19. I could only get into role-playing scenarios during actual bedtime activities. Permanent inequality (ie, a slave/Master relationship, etc.) holds no appeal for me.
20. I think one of the most important things to remember is that there is a huge difference between love and sex. Not that both aren't nice in their own ways, and hey, if they coincide, awesome. But they're still separate.
21. I wouldn't mind trying sex with a woman at some point. It'd be interesting.
22. I often have trouble deciding whether my approach to sex (as a topic) is more "academic" or "hippy." I often then try to imagine how many other people think this about themselves. I'm guessing a couple thousand, tops.
23. I find the word "coitus" highly unattractive. I mean, way to take a reasonably fun act and give it a moniker best suited to some kind of semi-edible shrimp-based stew. Good job, science.
24. I'm game for a lot of things, but excrement, knife play, gun play, and any type of asphyxiation where there's a chance something could go horribly awry are all out, as is anything involving animals or people incapable of consent.
25. I find porn videos with scared-looking participants a turnoff. It's not that I'm against roleplay, au contraire. It's that scared-looking porn stars just remind me of how many porn stars have been sexually abused, and once you start thinking about that, it pretty much kills it.
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