Thursday, September 24, 2009

1. When I was around the age of 9, my mom woke me up for school one morning by pulling down my sheets. My underwear were pulled down. She started screaming at me, asking me why. I didn't know why because I didn't know what masturbation was until I was in the 6th grade.

2. The first time I masturbated to the point of orgasm was with a baby carrot, in my basement, taking instruction from a stranger in an online chat room.

3. That was one of the best orgasms I've ever had.

4. I knew I was a lesbian when I watched Pirates of the Caribbean a second time just to see Keira Knightley in that corset.

5. Taking naked pictures of myself for my girlfriend turns me on.

6. I've masturbated with various household objects: toothbrush, handle of a razor, hair brush, random bottles...

7. Before I was able to own my own vibrator, I attempted to make one out of an electric tooth brush and a plastic container which used to house my POGS collection. It didn't work out so well.

8. I tried anal once. It was an embarrassing, messy experience which yielded no pleasure. But considering some of my best orgasms have been when my nipples, clit, and vag are being stimulated all at once, I sometimes wish I had enjoyed it just to add that extra pleasure to the mix.

9. I didn't know what the word "lesbian" meant until I was in the 5th grade. Kids had been calling me that at school, so I went home and asked my mom what it meant. When she told me, I was even more afraid of my feelings for other girls. Putting a word to it made it abnormal and that was far too scary.

10. Sometimes, I wish I could suck my own nipples.

11. I love having my ass slapped.

12. I fantasize about my girlfriend waking my up by fucking me with one of our dildos.

13. I once witnessed porn involving a girl and a very friendly snake. It was nothing short of freaky.

14. Lesbian porn makes me cringe more than anything. Those long fingernails are just so painful to watch.

15. I'm afraid that if my girlfriend and I move in together, we will stop having sex. We will just go about our day, come home, eat, talk a little, then shuffle off to bed... where we will sleep. This thought terrifies me.

16. My first time was perfect. It's been nearly 2 years and I have never once had any regrets. She was sweet and gentle and made sure I wanted to continue. It was nothing I had expected and more than anything I had imagined.

17. I am very submissive. Most of the time when I turn the tables and become more dominant, it's just to feel her strength overpower my own.

18. A lot of times after receiving sex, I feel greedy but am too blissful and exhausted to worry.

19. I have never had sex with a man. Just kissing them felt wrong; I would always be thinking about laundry or school work or anything but the actual situation.

20. I don't lean more towards femme or butch girls when it comes to persona/ appearance, but I find that butch girls are usually more dominant... the way I like it.

21. One of my favorite parts about having sex with my girlfriend is how little noise she makes, so when she does make a sound, I know I'm doing something right.

22. I had the most mind-blowing sex tonight with my girlfriend. I didn't tell her it was that great. I always feel as if she won't believe me, especially considering how clich├ęd it sounds. But tonight definitely fell under the category of "mind-blowing."

23. I get extremely sleepy after sex.

24. For 1 million dollars most people would jump at an otherwise comparable sexual act, but I'm fairly sure that unless I was dying I would never give a man a blowjob for any amount of money.

25. I find the idea of "squirting" to be really interesting. I'm very skeptical for some reason and want to try it for myself to see how it works exactly.