Saturday, October 23, 2010

1. I am a 21-year-old biological female and I have had sexual intercourse with 10 partners, all men. I have given or received oral with several more.

2. 7 of those partners have been from the internet in some capacity; for various reasons, I’ve done a lot of online dating. For the most part, it’s a crappy way to meet quality men.

3. I lost my virginity at 18 to a boy from an online dating website. We “dated” for about a week before I broke up with him because I just wasn’t attracted to him.

4. I have never had a real boyfriend. This bums me out SO much sometimes.

5. I have been sexually attracted to women for as long as I can remember, but not really romantically interested. I have never had sex with a woman, but I have made out with a few.

6. I don’t like the label “bisexual” because it ignores trans folk, and I am totally open to the idea of dating a trans guy or girl. MTF transsexuals (aka “chicks with dicks”) really turn me on.

7. I once came very close to prostituting myself via Craigslist. I never went through with it, but I did let a man worship and ejaculate on my feet for $75.

8. I have used a strap-on with a guy. It was great, but a lot of hard work. You need to be in shape to do it!

9. I’m into BDSM, and I generally like to be the submissive partner. I’m also a feminist, but I love being degraded during sex. I especially enjoy rough blow-jobs.

10. I’m 5’6” and 270 lbs, but I don’t have much trouble getting laid. I realized once I started college that people of all body types are having sex and it would be stupid of me to let that get in my way!

11. I have only come once while receiving oral sex. It’s a pity, but I just don’t have the heart to tell a guy when he’s bad at it. I’m trying to change this, because it doesn’t benefit anybody.

12. Sex is my favorite activity in the whole world. I become very depressed when I’m not having regular sex.

13. I’d be lying if I said I don’t love a big cock.

14. I have been the mistress to a married 39-year old disabled veteran with two children. None of these things about him bother me as much as the fact that he was a Republican!

15. I can come both clitorally and vaginally; my vaginal orgasms are longer, but less intense. I have never not orgasmed through intercourse.

16. The following two points are especially disturbing, but both are entirely true. When I was fourteen, I was extremely hypersexual and initiated an encounter with my aunt’s dog. No, I’m not joking. I feel horrible about it and this is the first time I have ever admitted it to anyone. I won’t go into details, but the encounter was brief and I am so, so ashamed. And no, I’m not attracted to animals, but I was curious and very misguided. I wish I could take it back. I know I’m a horrible person, and I’m so sorry.

17. Until fairly recently---as in, this past year---I would use my mom’s vibrator when she wasn’t home because I’m too poor/lazy to buy my own. Sick, I know, but it was a habit I started as a young teen that just seemed impossible to break. I also used my aunt’s vibrator once while I was staying at her house. I bought my own this past summer, thankfully.

18. I love sending inappropriate photos of myself to strangers online, as well as having explicit conversations with them.

19. I have never received anal sex, and I am “saving it” for someone who I know will stick around.

20. I have also never had intercourse without a condom, which is something I’m proud of. The idea of sex without a condom horrifies me.

21. I don’t know how to relate to men on a non-sexual level. It’s embarrassing.

22. I really want to be in an adult film.

23. I’m self-conscious about my inner labia; they’re quite large and I have the classic “meat curtain” look. I know it’s nothing to be ashamed of, but I can’t help it.

24. Deep down, I really fear that no one will ever love me and that I’m only good for sex.

25. My number one unfulfilled fantasy is sex in public.

Friday, October 22, 2010

1. I'm a 21 year old female. I lost my virginity at 14, with my boyfriend's best friend in my boyfriend's mother's bed, at a party with terrible music playing.

2. The first person I was ever attracted to was my cousin. We made out frequently. She has never spoken about this since we were 12.

3. Up until age 13 I only had crushes on girls.

4. The first boy I dated was gay.

5. It takes me an incredibly long time to come, and only one man has been able to get me off from sex.

6. I love sucking dick but don't do it much.

7. I've had sex with 7 guys and 4 girls. I've kissed more women than men.

8. When I masturbate or have sex I think about women, but I love being dominated and filled up.

9. I love being strangled when I come, but only one person knows this and he didn't like to do it.

10. I love people who are natural. I fucking hate waxed pussies. I don't love bush either, but I love girls and guys who are natural, no fake tanning, no makeup, natural hair, etc.

11. I don't like receiving head. I don't think I've ever had it good. I put this down to age and lack of experienced partners. But even older men who've gone down on me haven't been so good.

12. I love being dominated, but I am also intimidated by strong/overpowering men.

13. I get wet easily.

14. I love being bitten, everywhere, hard.

15. I love threesomes, and then some.

16. I love role-playing.

17. I'm perpetually confused by my sexuality, but I'm okay with that.

18. I've cheated on every person I've ever dated, and don't think I'll ever be able to do monogamy.

19. My favourite position is doggy.

20. Good sex for me is hot, sweaty, long, dirty, really fucking dirty, no holds barred, all out, try everything once.

21. I had an abortion at 17 and it still troubles me. Only three people know this. I got such bad depression during/after that I didn't leave my house for six months. There were other reasons, but the actual abortion and the day of the procedure were the catalyst. I tried to kill myself two months later and failed.

22. I love talking dirty, but not many people I've been with have liked it.

23. I hate my own body. I find it hard to accept that some people find my body sexy. I think my breasts and nipples are too small, I find vaginas ugly even though I like women, I feel I have the body of a 12 year old boy and I hate it.

24. I love to watch in the mirror, and have filmed sex three times (with the same man).

25. My ultimate partner will be rough, love to bite and be bitten, will talk loud and dirty in my ear while pulling my hair, will love to fuck me from behind and isn't afraid of letting me ravish them entirely, all over, and won't quit till we both come. Male or female.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

1) I’m a 50 year old heterosexual male who is bi-curious.

2) I’ve been obsessed with sex as far back as I can remember. Once I hit puberty I read everything I could get my hands on having to do with human sexuality from reference books to short stories to novels and the occasional magazine article. The local library was my altar of knowledge. Back then very few of the materials I read had much graphic detail about the act of sex, so I had to use my imagination to fill in the details.

3) I had my first sex fact lesson around the age of 10 when one of my older friends, B., confided in me and other friends that he knew how babies were made. He excitedly told us that the man put his penis in the woman’s vagina and sperm came out of the penis, which made the woman pregnant. Since I hadn’t reached puberty I didn’t know what sperm was. I assumed it was a component of piss as that was the only thing that came out of my penis at that age. From then on every time I peed, I imagined that the white froth generated from the force of my pee hitting the water was the sperm. I remember arguing vehemently with B. that the idea of sticking your penis into a woman was disgusting. I think that was due to two factors. One was that the only vagina I had ever seen belonged to my younger sister and it was small – way too small to put anything in there. Second was my erroneous assumption that sperm was contained in the urine and so it was necessary to pee in the vagina to achieve conception. B. was preternaturally smart and very mature for his age, and was rarely wrong.

4) Around the age of 12 I saw another man’s penis (other than my father’s) for the first time. We neighborhood boys would take turns having sleepovers at each others’ homes. It was a perfectly innocent thing back then when families were more like the Cleavers than the Osbournes. Well, I spent the night at the home of my best friend T. and he told me he had a surprise to show me the next morning but we had to get up really early. So just after dawn the next morning he stealthily led me to his parents’ door, which was opened just a crack. He told me to peer in. I saw his parents lying nude, asleep in bed. His mother was laid out on her back with full view of her big tits and hairy bush. She was gorgeous. When I saw T.'s dad I was shocked. His flaccid penis was incredibly thick and big. Being young and na├»ve I had no idea a penis could get that big. Later on I asked T. how his dad was able to fit that huge penis into his mom as I thought it was impossible. He told me that a woman’s vagina stretches large enough for a baby to come out. I guess I hadn’t thought about the birth process in much detail before but this new fact was horrifying to me. For weeks afterwards I was scared of vaginas.

5) My first quasi-sexual experience occurred during a sleepover at the home of B. He told me that another much older boy (about five years older) named R. said that a boy could make his cock bigger if he practiced holding it tightly and tugging it up and down. So B. and I did dick exercises that evening. I remember feeling a nice tingly sensation but it was nowhere close to the incredible feeling I would later know as the orgasm. B. and I quickly shared our newfound knowledge with the rest of the guys. We soon found that the name of this exercise was masturbation, which was fondly referred to as jacking off from then on.

6) The first time I saw ejaculate was during a sleepover at T.'s home. He was a year older than I and had started to go into puberty. He told me that he had a surprise to show me. He had developed pubic hairs but that wasn’t the big surprise. As he was stroking his big cock (like father, like son), he grunted and a small pearly drop of sperm appeared at the end of his penis. He was definitely having full-blown orgasms and was very proud to be the first of us neighborhood boys to actually ejaculate semen.

7) My first homosexual experience occurred at another sleepover at T.'s home. One night in bed he wanted to try something called cornholing. In other words he wanted to put his dick in my ass. I wasn’t crazy about it but I went along. He didn’t get his big dick very far in though. I tried it next but it wasn’t pleasurable. This sexual experimentation felt very natural and not dirty though we never tried it again.

8) My first orgasm occurred not longer after I started masturbating as I started puberty. The orgasm felt tingly and very, very good but since there was no ejaculate it wasn’t a full-blown body shaking orgasm. My dick wasn’t big enough to grip with my hand so I had to grab it from above with the tips of my fingers when I masturbated. Even with an erection it was frightfully small. Interestingly enough, I could masturbate many times in succession with no trouble achieving orgasm each time, as was the case with the other boys too. Later when I began ejaculating actual semen, I was only able to reach orgasm three or four times in succession. There is something in semen or the accompanying hormones that acts as a sexual anesthetic. I had no problem having as many as two dozen orgasms in one day though.

9) My first ejaculation happened not long after my first orgasm. It was just a thin watery fluid with no smell or viscosity. As the weeks went on I was expelling larger amounts of ejaculate, which began to thicken into a gel and eventually it turned milky in color and took on the musty odor of normal semen. The amount of ejaculate was not much – perhaps an eighth of a teaspoon.

10) I saw my first post-pubescent ejaculation not long after I started ejaculating small amounts of semen. My friend B. had apparently been giving R. handjobs in the woods and he wanted to share the experience with us. So one afternoon, R., B., my second best friend, and some other boys went into the woods. R. unzipped his pants and pulled out his fully erect cock. I was shocked at the size of it. That was the first time I had ever seen a mature, fully erect cock. It was enormous with big veins running up and down its length. We each took turns stroking R.'s cock. We could barely get one hand around it so we all used two hands. He ejaculated as I was taking my turn stroking it. R. let out a huge groan along with a huge amount of ejaculate that seemed to flow forever. Its consistency and color was a whitish yellow thick gel. The whole experience seemed surreal, as I couldn’t quite believe what I had just seen. I still remember him complaining that some of the semen had dropped on his penny loafers. Well fuck me. I didn’t know what to expect.

11) It wasn’t long after that when we started having circle jerks. This involves several boys forming a semi-circle and masturbating. Honors went to the ones who came first and had the most ejaculate. We weren’t far enough into puberty to produce much ejaculate and the older boys had the advantage there.

12) My first sexual experience with a girl happened in my freshman year at college. I was skinny, awkward and shy as a kid and didn’t blossom until I started college. My girlfriend S. was a gorgeous Puerto Rican sweetie with huge tits. We would park and I would eat and finger her wet pussy until she came over and over. She would finish me off with a handjob. By then I had developed the ejaculatory capacity of a pornstar but without the spurting. I was never much of a spurter, just a dripper, which was probably for the best anyways.

13) I deflowered my first, and only, virgin who was my first serious girlfriend. We did the deed at my grandmother’s house. I had a hard time penetrating her and it was over very quickly. She bled a bit, which I didn’t expect. It freaked me out because I thought I had hurt her. I wiped away the bloody cum with a washcloth. I still feel guilty to this day for taking her virginity. I was turning into a controlling, domineering jerk and she deserved better. She broke up with me a few weeks later. I cried off and on for days like a baby. Damn, losing your first true love hurts. I was convinced I would never find another love like her. Little did I know then how many conquests lay ahead.

14) I married at the age of 28. She was a stunning Norwegian brunette 9 years my junior. Big mistake, as I was to find out. She was too young and I was too idealistic. We divorced two years later. Fuck, she was beautiful. I had some really erotic nude photos of her that we took together. My second wife cut them into little pieces when she found them.

15) I started dating ex-wife number one’s best friend even before the divorce was final. She was a stunning blonde with a killer body and nice tits. Best of all, she had her tubes tied after her second child so we screwed with abandon whenever and wherever we wanted. She gave killer handjobs and blowjobs. I loved her so deeply and to this day she was the one true love of my life. Little did I know at the time that I had married an alcoholic. Actually, I knew it, but my idealism got in the way of reality, as I was going to fix her. Seven years later we divorced.

16) I joined the girlfriend of the month club with the advent of the World Wide Web. I joined several dating sites. Life was good.

17) The best sex I’ve ever had, excepting my second wife, was with a redhead I was dating. She had 36DD tits and a clit the size of my thumb. Between clit sucking and tit fucking, I was a tired man. She gave the absolute best blowjob of all time. My body would go so rigid when I came that I though I was going to tear a muscle.

18) I’ve been monogamous now for the past 10 years and have settled into the bliss of domestic life. The lovemaking isn’t as frequent but I supplement it with a healthy regimen of self-sex.

19) About 6 years ago I discovered the wonders of prostate massage and edging, where one repeatedly gets to the edge of orgasm and backs off. With the use of a popular prostate massager, I can have multiple, mind-blowing orgasms and huge ejaculations in one session.

20) I’ve always been a bit of an exhibitionist and have frequented lots of nude beaches, and live near one now. I bought my first camcorder about 10 years ago and have found that taping oneself is very erotic. The girlfriend tired of it and doesn’t participate any longer. There are several blogs on the Internet where I and others can share videos.

21) I had my first and only adult homosexual experience when I placed an ad on Craigslist. I wanted to have the experience of a man coming in my mouth so I would know what it feels like for a woman. Physically he was perfect but try as I might he wouldn’t come no matter how much I sucked. I came too quickly and soon became uncomfortable because all he wanted to do was stroke my body with his hands and cuddle. This wasn’t what was specified in the ad. Oh well, maybe I’ll try it again.

22) As I’ve gotten older, I don’t masturbate or have sex nearly as often as I used to. It’s also harder to maintain an erection for long periods of time, especially when masturbating, and almost impossible to come a second time.

23) I enjoy eating small amounts of my own cum. I love the smell. The taste is bearable, but not the vanilla flavor my first wife claimed it was. Of course, I was younger then too.

24) I don’t have the urge to fuck other woman like I did when I was younger. It’s actually a great relief to have my sex drive diminish a bit. When you’re younger and horny all the time, it’s time-consuming to meet those needs.

25) The internet is the best sex toy ever.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

1. I'm 19 years old and a self-appointed slut.

2. I currently identify as mostly a lesbian, but really I’m a bit more bisexual.

3. I think I’ve slept with between 10 and 11 people. More men than women.

4. I’ve always been physically attracted to women, but I kind of suppressed that for a while and became a closeted, self-loathing, mildly homophobic wreck because I thought that being gay would ruin my life. I thought wrong, because…

5. …I really love eating pussy! And boobs. God, I love a pair of modestly sized, fleshy, round breasts.

6. I like giving blowjobs too, but less because it’s sexy and more because I’m pretty good at it. It’s like an art.

7. I’m still attracted to men, but on a totally different level than with women. I want to do sexy, orgasmic things to girl bodies. I like when boys charm my pants off.

8. I don’t feel like I’ve ever had really, really great sex. Just really great moments in immature sex. I think it’s because of the age of most of my sexual partners.

9. I know I’m a good lay, but I get all weird about bragging about such things. So I tend to just kind of restrain myself the first and/or second time I sleep with someone.

10. I fuck to feel wanted. I tend to also make bad decisions based on this premise. But I never feel guilty about this kind of behavior!

11. I really do prefer the cleaner, more shaven pube thing. Like, I don’t care what my partner is like (though, if you have a pussy, keep it neat), but I prefer being bare with just a patch. Thing is, I’d rather have a full bush than ingrown hairs and spots and rashes, so I just keep it shaped and cropped.

12. I used to cum really easily but now, not so much.

13. I realized I was pretty gay when the highlight of my last relationship was my uber-masculine boyfriend fingered me once. I was lying on my chest, staring at my bookcase, thinking of all kinds of beautiful pussy imagery while he pummeled with two fingers from behind. I loved it and I came really hard.

14. I tried to have sex with a guy a little while ago and it turns out, I’m so used to fucking girls, a lot of things went wrong. First, I couldn’t get wet like when I’m with a lady. Second, I was ridiculously drunk. Third, I felt weird letting him put his hands or mouth on my pussy, even though I eagerly blew him. And lastly, I had no idea what to do with my fingers! I kind of suggested (and tried) to finger his ass but that did not work. Also, I suddenly realized that was an asshole I was touching, not a vagina. Total shock! Now I have this fantasy of seeing him again and doing everything right. I want to blow his mind. We'll see.

15. I have an unreasonable ass-phobia. I even tried playing with my ass once, while masturbating, but that didn’t really do much for me. I wish I’d get over it, because it’s a neglected orifice.

16. I want to fuck a straight man up the ass with a strap-on so bad.

17. I want to fuck a girl with a strap-on, too. But in her cunt.

18. I used to really want to fuck an older man, but now the only guys I really have much desire for are awkward, dorky, smart ones.

19. Gorgeous people aren’t that attractive, to me. I need a connection on a psychological level to want to fuck someone.

20. Gay male sexuality makes me uncomfortable. That’s double-dick and double-jiz, and the thought of fucking a gay man makes me really nervous. But I think it’s kind of hot when straight boys kiss other guys. Paradox.

21. Sometimes, I don’t want to have sex. I’d rather just get out my vibrator and some good girl/girl porn and fuck myself.

22. I love having my breasts played with: kissed, bitten, licked, fondles.

23. I like having slightly rough sex, with all sorts of clawing and biting.

24. I’m a total top. No joke. You wouldn't know that, though, by the way I am outside of the bedroom.

25. I’m not in the least interested in a romantic relationship, nor have I felt romantically towards another person in a long time. I just have a laundry list of girls I want to fist.