Thursday, October 1, 2009

1. I am a bisexual girl, and like most bisexuals I wonder if everyone is a bit bi and suppressing it for whatever reason.

2. I have no idea how to flirt without dancing. I am always baffled when someone finds me attractive without them ever having seen me dance. (I am damn shy, but an incredible dancer) But I find it incredibly sexy and probably the best foreplay.

3. My first real kiss with a guy was at 18, and a girl at 20.

4. I lost my virginity at 20. I started the night by inviting 3 guys to a party and deciding I would sleep with whoever was the most interested. I just wanted it over with. I accidentally fell in love, and so did he. We both wanted a one night stand.

5. The sexiest night I ever had was sleeping fully clothed next to a girl on a tiny bottom bunk bed – holding her all night and breathing in her smell of sweat, beer, and cigarettes. We didn't even kiss.

6. When I was in elementary school another girl and I would play in her bathroom in very softcore BDSM scenarios. The memory embarrasses me but I am still very submissive and into BDSM porn.

7. I find it somewhat hilarious when someone is incredibly into me. This spurs me to make them shiver and squirm as much as possible for as long as possible.

8. The first blow job I ever gave was in the bathroom of a hostel.

9. I have a tendency to start laughing while making out or having any sexual encounter. This often makes my partner self-conscious. It's all just a bit gross, and amusing because of it.

10. I often wonder why sex isn't considered more like eating. If you were starving no one would look down on you for eating at McDonald's.

11. I didn't drink alcohol for years, and I wonder if this is part of the reason I didn't start having sexual encounters until much later than most people. Alcohol definitely helps.

12. I would love to be involved in a three-way relationship with a guy and a girl. Despite, or because of, all the emotional and sexual mess it would entail.

13. The first time I masturbated was because I desperately needed to while reading one of the Harry Potter books. The need to masturbate and the story weren't connected at all. But I still felt weird.

14. I think I kissed the most boys in my kindergarten class.

15. I fell in love for the first time with a straight girl when I was 17, and I didn't know until she broke my heart years later.

16. I love listening to people have sex, and watching gay PDA.

17. Sometimes I am surprised that I have never been raped. Not because I do anything dangerously, in fact quite the opposite, but I'm still kind of surprised.

18. I am incredibly attracted to androgyny.

19. I have absolutely no interest to do anything sexual with someone I'm not interested in intellectually.

20. I try to keep from washing my hands for as long as possible after masturbating. I like the smell to remind me of it throughout the day.

21. I am afraid to forget the name of anyone I've ever kissed.

22. I have only had vaginal intercourse four times, but it has hurt intensely every time.

23. I don't remember my first orgasm, I just know they've been getting better and better ever since.

24. I'm interested in hooking up with a FTM trans guy.

25. I've never been in a real relationship.
1. The first time I got an erection I thought something was physically wrong with me, but I was entirely too ashamed to tell either of my parents about the incident. It wasn't until 5th grade that everything was spelled out for me. Now I love my erections.

2. My first kiss was an equal combination of supremely awkward and exquisitely romantic. I was 17 (a late bloomer, I know), we were in a park, and I told her I liked her. After she told me she liked me, she asked "well, what now?" I responded, "I guess... this," leaned in for the kiss, and promptly scraped my teeth against hers.

3. Nothing gets me more excited than slowly moving my hand under a girl's shirt, up her back, and softly feeling her bra strap. Bonus points if it's lacy.

4. ...though I am an ass man.

5. My first sexual encounter was in 6th or 7th grade with a guy named Jon. We would sleep over at each others' house and play with each other's penises. Despite being the same age, I was way more developed than him, and constantly pointed that fact out. We stopped around 8th grade, and he came out in 9th grade. Our friendship ended, not because he was gay, but because he told people that I had paid him 5 bucks to give me a blowjob, which simply never happened.

6. I think girls should never be ashamed of the way their vaginas look or smell. It's almost always arousing.

7. My pubic hair is usually trimmed, though I've only had one partner comment on it.

8. I shaved my pubic hair in 9th grade just for fun, and found it so arousing that I almost got an erection during a varsity basketball game while I was making my first ever appearance on the varsity court. Three days later, the pain of the razor bumps convinced me to never completely shave ever again.

9. Frankly, the majority of mainstream models don't arouse me. I find the production value entirely too sleazy, and the fantastical look too unrealistic to be pretty. I like it when girls laugh, not hook their fingers in their mouths.

10. I lost my virginity at the age of 19, in my freshman college dorm room, while listening to Providence by Sonic Youth. I found it boring, unsensual, and slightly awkward because I never came. Though I mostly thought that was her fault at first, I realized that she had been a very supportive and caring first time partner: she let me do what felt comfortable, she never pushed me or degraded me, she insisted that I take my time, and she complimented my cock. Though I never thought of us as a couple, I apparently broke up with her a week later, and have regretted it ever since.

11. I used to really enjoy looking up girls' skirts, but I now just find it slightly creepy.

12. However, I used to think bondage was gross, but I now I find the idea incredibly arousing. Though I tried a little bit with one partner, she wasn't very excited about the idea, and I wish I could find someone who was.

13. My favorite sexual act is mutual oral sex, though being 6' 7" makes it a little difficult to perform.

14. The most kinky orgasm I've ever had was while driving. My girlfriend-at-the-time and I were on our way back from a music festival, and, having stayed at a friends' house with several other friends in the same room as us, we both felt incredibly horny. I fingered her a number of times during the drive, and she felt like she needed to reciprocate by giving me road head. The vibrations of the car mixed with the excitement that came from being in what was an essentially public venue made me have one of the best orgasms ever. It might have been the first time I ever came in a girl's mouth. To this day, I cannot discuss the subject of road head without getting a big grin on my mouth.

15. Having my head scratched is probably the most sensual-but-not-necessarily-sexual feeling for me.

16. I love it when girls bite my lower lip during a kiss.

17. All panties are beautiful, regardless of the type or the pattern. In fact, I think that normal briefs with swallows on them are just as sexy as mesh G-strings. I've always wondered if girls fetishize male underwear like I fetishize female underwear. Or perhaps I'm just buying into another construct of our phallocentric society...

18. I first started masturbating at the age of 11. Though I love masturbation today, I wish that I could remember my first orgasm.

19. One of my favorite masturbation techniques involves me not masturbating for several days. The resulting orgasm is always extremely satisfying and rewarding. This usually occurs during vacations.

20. While I hate drunken sexual activity, I want to try stoned sex really bad. I love getting myself off after a night of heavy smoking with friends, and I can only imagine the mutual feeling of enjoyment that would stem from sex in a smoky room.

21. Eating a girl's pussy is so amazing. The taste of her juices combined with the feeling of her hair makes the experience amazing. I still cannot understand why other dudes dislike this act so much.

22. Now that I think about it, I get the most sexual pleasure out of mutual acts. Hearing a girl breathing heavily is beautiful, and feeling her contract to my touch is nothing short of a spectacle. The best sex I ever had was when I gave my then-girl friend her first orgasm during intercourse, I can't even describe the look of beauty on her face.

23. The first time I saw a vagina was when I was 5 or 6. I was playing doctor, and we each looked at each other's "things." I couldn't tell you what I thought of her vagina.

24. I prefer erotica to porn. Porn is too superficial for my tastes, and erotica is usually so much more creative. I can make an exception for the models on Abby Winters.

25. I like cuddling a lot, and I wish I could be little spoon more. Yup, a 6' 7" little spoon.