1. I am a deeply closeted pansexual. Everyone thinks I'm straight, or they don't know for sure.
2. I have only ever been in one "relationship" and all we ever did was make out and dry-hump each other.
3. #2 also had me touch his penis. It was really small and it really freaked me out.
4. I have only ever made out with one other person than #2.
5. I guess I'm techically considered a virgin but I've probably masturbated enough to not be a virgin (including penetration). (I really hate that term, why can't we just say pre-penetration or something not so loaded?)
6. I don't have any sex toys right now but I'll probably get one soon because I've pretty much exhausted everything I can do to myself with my hands.
7. I have masturbated in some really public places including: work, my dorm room, public areas on my campus, in friend's rooms, elevators, etc.
8. I sometimes enjoy pretending that I am a male (in my fantasies), but I'm generally comfortable in my female body.
9. I think porn videos are really awkward, so I stick to slash fiction (m/m) and photos (only of naked women).
10. I really want to be spanked. (Certain scenes from Secretary are better than any porn.)
11. Despite #10, I am really clautrophobic and I don't think I could handle someone strapping me down in any way.
12. I would like to fuck a straight man with a strap-on. I also want to do that with a gay man.
13. Older, intelligent men really turn me on.
14. Nipple piercings on small breasts really turn me on.
15. I love anal. Fucking myself in the ass makes me so wet.
16. I talk dirty to myself while doing said ass-fucking.
17. The first time I put my finger up my ass, I was so freaked out that I didn't touch myself for a month afterwards (no lube).
18. Everytime I masturbate now, however, at least one finger is in my ass.
19. I masturbate at least once a day.
20. I am pretty overweight but I think I'm friggin' sexy.
21. The idea of going down on a male worries me, but I think it could be ok.
22. The idea of going down on a female really turns me on.
23. People kissing my neck is the most beautiful feeling.
24. Being closeted means not getting laid.
25. I think I might implode from sexual tension if I don't get laid soon.