Thursday, October 1, 2009

1. I am a bisexual girl, and like most bisexuals I wonder if everyone is a bit bi and suppressing it for whatever reason.

2. I have no idea how to flirt without dancing. I am always baffled when someone finds me attractive without them ever having seen me dance. (I am damn shy, but an incredible dancer) But I find it incredibly sexy and probably the best foreplay.

3. My first real kiss with a guy was at 18, and a girl at 20.

4. I lost my virginity at 20. I started the night by inviting 3 guys to a party and deciding I would sleep with whoever was the most interested. I just wanted it over with. I accidentally fell in love, and so did he. We both wanted a one night stand.

5. The sexiest night I ever had was sleeping fully clothed next to a girl on a tiny bottom bunk bed – holding her all night and breathing in her smell of sweat, beer, and cigarettes. We didn't even kiss.

6. When I was in elementary school another girl and I would play in her bathroom in very softcore BDSM scenarios. The memory embarrasses me but I am still very submissive and into BDSM porn.

7. I find it somewhat hilarious when someone is incredibly into me. This spurs me to make them shiver and squirm as much as possible for as long as possible.

8. The first blow job I ever gave was in the bathroom of a hostel.

9. I have a tendency to start laughing while making out or having any sexual encounter. This often makes my partner self-conscious. It's all just a bit gross, and amusing because of it.

10. I often wonder why sex isn't considered more like eating. If you were starving no one would look down on you for eating at McDonald's.

11. I didn't drink alcohol for years, and I wonder if this is part of the reason I didn't start having sexual encounters until much later than most people. Alcohol definitely helps.

12. I would love to be involved in a three-way relationship with a guy and a girl. Despite, or because of, all the emotional and sexual mess it would entail.

13. The first time I masturbated was because I desperately needed to while reading one of the Harry Potter books. The need to masturbate and the story weren't connected at all. But I still felt weird.

14. I think I kissed the most boys in my kindergarten class.

15. I fell in love for the first time with a straight girl when I was 17, and I didn't know until she broke my heart years later.

16. I love listening to people have sex, and watching gay PDA.

17. Sometimes I am surprised that I have never been raped. Not because I do anything dangerously, in fact quite the opposite, but I'm still kind of surprised.

18. I am incredibly attracted to androgyny.

19. I have absolutely no interest to do anything sexual with someone I'm not interested in intellectually.

20. I try to keep from washing my hands for as long as possible after masturbating. I like the smell to remind me of it throughout the day.

21. I am afraid to forget the name of anyone I've ever kissed.

22. I have only had vaginal intercourse four times, but it has hurt intensely every time.

23. I don't remember my first orgasm, I just know they've been getting better and better ever since.

24. I'm interested in hooking up with a FTM trans guy.

25. I've never been in a real relationship.