Saturday, September 11, 2010

1. I am a 30 year old male.

2. I LOVE women. Nearly all women. All types, thick, thin, short, tall, blondes, brunettes and redheads.

3. If I had a type, it would be a thick, curvy woman with large breasts.

4. I lost my virginity at 13 to a girl I met while on vacation. I don't remember her name and was nervous as hell. She was 17.

5. I don't like my penis. I wish it were bigger. I have never had a complaint, but it is something I'm insecure about.

6. I love giving oral sex. I have gotten really good at it. I think part of the reason I love oral sex and have been so determined to master it is because of my "penis complex."

7. I don't usually call it a penis. I normally call it a dick, or while being intimate I call it my cock.

8. I got married this year. Last year I started an affair with a coworker. She is an older woman, who I know could never make me happy in a relationship, and I feel bad for doing it. The sex is really good, though--her blowjobs are the best I've ever had.

9. I've got to find a way to end things with this other woman.

10. I have had 8 different sexual partners, if you count intercourse as defining sex.

11. One of my sexual partners could orgasm up to 20 times during the course of intercourse. It was a huge ego booster! I wasn't completely attracted to her, but that was a huge turn-on.

12. I have had a voyeur/group sex fantasy for a while, but I am too apprehensive to bring it up to my wife. She is very vanilla when it comes to sex. I am somewhat reluctant to bring up some of my kinkier desires to her.

13. I love porn. Mostly amateur gonzo-style porn. I also like BBW and interracial porn. I enjoy all ages, just as long as they are into it. My tastes change from week to week, though. Currently, it's interracial MILFs.

14. I've never been attracted to men. The thought grosses me out. Don't get me wrong, I can openly admit if I think a guy is attractive, but beyond that is kind of beyond my limits.

15. I've considered visiting a Nevada brothel and having sex with a girl there. It's pretty expensive, but it would allow me to explore with a person I never have to see again.

16. I began masturbating at around 12. For a while I would do it just to see how many times I could come in one day.

17. Weirdest moment ever: My mom caught me masturbating in the shower once while on vacation... I didn't notice until she told me she saw what I was doing. Like it was something bad.

18. I've never used a condom. I know that sounds really fucked up. I've never had VD, and am very careful about partners.

19. Squirting is a huge turn-on. I have only made a woman squirt once or twice. I would love to make it happen more often.

20. I've actually learned a lot reading this site. I've had to Google terms sometimes.

21. I've never let a woman near my ass, and I don't think I ever will. The thought really doesn't do anything for me.

22. I know it's dumb, but I consider it kind of insulting if a woman doesn't swallow. If I can go down and ingest the juices coming out of her, then she should do the same for me.

23. I've only been with one spitter and I quickly converted her to a swallower.

24. I love clits--the bigger the better.

25. The best sex I've had has been with my wife. There was a time that we would be in bed all day and fuck for the majority of it. I even experimented with ED drugs and would push the limits of my endurance to constantly have the feeling of being inside of her and filling her up. She has the perfect pussy--it's tight, it's sweet tasting, and her clit is the perfect size to lick and suck. She comes mostly by oral sex, but when I am in a groove I can make her come with my dick.