Thursday, May 20, 2010

1. I lost my virginity at 17 to my 25-year-old dance instructor. I had been flirting and lusting after him for two years. We did it in the park on his jacket.

2. I became pregnant my very first time having sex.

3. As a child I loved to masturbate--it was an every night thing. I guess I did it so much then, I don't really have the urge to do it now.

4. I never tell my lovers how I really dislike to have my breasts sucked or played with. Being a larger-breasted woman, people think I love it. They have so much fun playing with them, I don't have the heart to tell them I'm not interested.

5. I love to bend guys over and lick their ass. Then if I can get them comfortable enough I really enjoy fingering them. That's my ultimate fetish. I really don't get to partake in that activity much. I got back together with my ex-boyfriend twice because he lets me do this to him.

6. My back is one of my really sensitive erogenous zones. I've had many discreet orgasms at the spa.

7. I work at an elementary school. Since I've worked there I've had sex in my classroom four times during my lunch. It was awesome.

8. I once let a guy put a belt around my neck and do me from the back. He pulled on the belt so hard not only did I pass out, my trachea was cracked. As much as I desire this type of sex, I don't engage in it any longer.

9. I really don't like to kiss. Kissing to me is not pleasing and the swap of saliva I find to be disgusting.

10. Gay porn is the best porn. I've had some of the best sexual experiences watching gay porn. Only man-on-man; lesbian porn is very repetitive and uneventful.

11. I had a girlfriend for five years. We lived together for about four years. She was my very first grown-up relationship. The sex and intimacy we shared was unbelievable.

12. I've been with five women in life. I guess you can say I'm bi, but I don't identify with that. I like to think of myself as more of a free spirit. I love men but I desire women.

13. I have always seen my ultimate settled life as having a husband, kids, and no pets--with the occasional threesome hookup with my sexy next-door neighbor. I've been dreaming of this since I was a little girl.

14. I grew up sexually fast as a kid, looking at porn mags and videos from age 6 up. I used to steal porn mags from my cousin's house. He would keep them in the bathroom, and before I would leave I would shove them down my pants and run out the door. Good times.

15. I had one suitor that let me bite down hard on his penis. Ever since then I've been drawn to biting penises. I crave it like a lollipop. It sucks to have to ask first--that takes all the fun out of the surprising first bite.

16. I don't feel comfortable hugging people that aren't my lovers. This includes friends and family. I feel it's an invasion of my personal space. I've always wondered if it's because I really didn't get a lot of hugs from my parents as a child.

17. I usually keep my eyes closed during sex. Watching the sex faces of others creeps me out. I guess it's a good thing I can't see my own sex face. I had a lover that would keep a straight face during sex. That bothered me also. So I guess I don't know which I prefer.

18. My family took in a lot of foster children when I was younger. When I was about 11 or so one of the older boys in our home pinned me down and attempted to rape me in the back room of our house. I kneed him in the crotch and ran off. I never told anyone and he never tried it again.

19. I was invited to the prom by a slightly non-popular, overweight guy (I was a junior). I thought it would be cool to do him in front of his friends in the back of our limo. They loved the show, and he was a popular guy in his last few weeks of school.

20. I enjoy golden showers, but only while bathing. There's something about the warmness that turns me on.

21. I used to shave my nether regions bald until I got an inflamed hair follicle that grew to be bigger than two quarters. It was soooooooooooooo painful. I had to go to the doctor, and they cut it open. It was a horrible experience. I haven't shaved her clean since. Nowadays, I just trim.

22. Sunbathing in the nude is my favorite pastime in the summer. The bummer is trying to find a secluded place to do it.

23. I often wonder what it would be like to have sex with random people. I wonder what their mannerisms are in bed. I sometimes tend to stare at them and guess what color panties they have on. In my head I conjure up this whole story about these people. Then I ask them basic questions that may give me insight on what I really want to know. Hey, it keeps me from getting bored at work.

24. I like to have sex on rough carpet. Rug burn on my butt is a huge turn-on. I'll take rough carpet over a squeaky bed any day.

25. I have had sex many, many times.... but I think I've only made love 2 or 3 times. Love is so hard to come by.