Tuesday, August 24, 2010

1. I lost my virginity when I was 20 on a cold beach in the middle of the night during a retreat. I told everyone that I orgasmed, including the girl I slept with. I lied.

2. My boobs aren't sensitive at all. Neither are my nipples. I feel kind of guilty because my girlfriend loves to play with them and it does nothing for me and it frustrates her. I'm very grateful that hers are super sensitive, though, because I looooove sucking them so, so much.

3. When I was around 6 or 7, I had my first kiss with a boy who lived down the street. We kissed all the time, lying in his bed and hiding under blankets and pillows. My mom eventually found out and told me I was only allowed to kiss him goodbye.

4. In second grade, my best friend at the time slept over at my house. In the middle of the night I woke up while he was still sleeping. I spent a good 5 minutes deciding whether or not to kiss him. I got really close to doing it but ultimately decided against it.

5. I really, really, really like to be a tease, especially when I'm going down on my girlfriend. Having her push my head down or lift up her hips to try and get me to touch her is one of the hottest things ever.

6. I guess it's a control thing because I also love holding her hands down so that she can't guide me or anything.

7. That being said, I also love being completely submissive and fucked relentlessly.

8. I'm guess I'm kind of an exhibitionist. It's not necessarily that I get off on the idea of having sex in public, I just want to have sex everywhere and “everywhere” just happens to include public places.

9. I started looking at porn when I was 13. I watched straight porn for a while, but it didn't really do much for me, so I turned to gay porn. It's still the only kind of porn I really watch because most lesbian porn is ridiculous/boring unless it's the Crash Pad series (or any porn made for/by queer women).

10. I only watch porn when I'm too tired to read erotica (which I find much more enjoyable). When I watch porn, it's more for the audio. I'd much rather let my mind wander through my own fantasies.

11. Girls with shortish brown hair and a bit of hipster style/androgyny will make me turn my head, but femmes with long blonde hair and legs for days will make me stare. Especially if they walk around like they're hot and they know it. (See: Blake Lively, Dianna Agron, etc.)

12. Along those same lines, I think it's amazingly sexy when a girl raises her eyebrow just so.

13. When it comes to ass or tits, you gotta have both. There's nothing I love more than grabbing ass. Except for maybe sucking on tits.

14. My favorite place to kiss is right above the collarbone where the neck meets the shoulder. And by kiss I mean bite/suck.

15. My ears are one of the most sensitive places on my body. Licking or sucking them will send shivers down my spine every single time.

16. I had my first girl kiss my freshman year of college. She was blackout drunk and didn't remember a thing.

17. I had my first real kiss my senior year of high school with my best guy friend who I had liked on and off all through high school. We tried being friends with benefits but it never really worked out.

18. The furthest I ever went with a boy was a handjob while a bunch of us were sleeping in a friend's dorm room freshman year. It was my 19th birthday, first time I'd ever drank, and I'd only known the guy for a few hours. I can't remember his name for the life of me.

19. I'm pretty quiet during sex. When I lived at home, I had to be really quiet while masturbating because we have fairly thin walls and I didn't want to get caught. Making noise while getting off is such a foreign concept to me.

20. That being said, I love it when my girlfriend moans and gasps when we have sex. Even more so when I'm close to coming. It makes my orgasm just that much better. I might even go so far as to say I can't orgasm without at least some audible cues letting me know that I'm making her feel good.

21. I could spend hours eating pussy. I love everything about it. Taste, smell, feel. I feel very fortunate that my girlfriend loves when I go down on her.

22. I get wet really easily.

23. I love having my neck sucked/bitten. I'm not sure how I feel about the marks afterwards, but for the most part I think they're worth it.

24. I'm a very attentive lover. I will do anything and everything to make my partner enjoy every second of sex.

25. My girlfriend has never orgasmed with another person, and I would do anything to be the one to change that.