Thursday, February 26, 2009

1) One of my favorite things is giving head. To men and to women. I love pleasing someone with my mouth.

2) I really like it if they grab my head and "force" me. Fortunately, I don't have a gag reflex anymore.

3) I don't remember the first time that I masturbated. For a while when I was a teenager, I would do it 3 or 4 times a day. I'd sneak into the bathroom at the library, I'd go home from school and do it as soon as I walked through the door, I'd stay up late doing it. I was constantly jacking off. I've always wondered if my parents knew about it, but I'm not going to ask them.

4) I love getting fucked in the ass by a woman wearing a strap on, especially if we're in a position that it hits my prostate. I also like sucking cock while I get fucked.

5) My favorite position for fucking someone is doggy style because I like grabbing my lover's hips. My favorite position for getting fucked is on my back because I like seeing someone's face when I beg them to do it harder.

6) I once has a lover who would squirt when she came. I drank so much of her cum that my stomach felt full.

7) I've never had an STD and I get checked twice per year. I always use condoms and gloves with EVERYONE.

8) Most of my partners have been women, but I fantasize a lot about sex with men.

9) I've lost track of how many people I've had sex with. At least 250 or 300, but it's never seemed like something worth keeping track of.

10) I've had sex with people whose name I didn't know. I've had sex with people that I didn't recognize when they had their clothes on. I have a fantasy of giving blowjobs at a glory hole, but I won't do it because I don't want to get an STD.

11) I watched a lot of porn. Sometimes, I'll find something totally crazy and outrageous just to see if I can get turned on by it. Sometimes, it's really hot and sometimes, it's completely boring.

12) I get turned on when I discover that a new lover shaves her pubic hair. I'm not as into the totally bald look, although it feels good on my tongue.

13) I once had a lover who I played Daddy-girl games with. I especially liked fucking her while she begged me to use her like a good little whore. We'd also do a lot of dirty talk about how I was going to lend her to my friends or make her turn tricks to make money for me. Unfortunately, she was really messed up and the sex wasn't worth the drama.

14) I'm multi-orgasmic and can cum for well over half an hour. It only works if I'm having my prostate stimulated. When it happens, I get really loud.

15) I think that the prostate is one of the most overlooked sexual organs. I also think that the world would be a better place if more men tried it.

16) I believe that any man who wants his girlfriend to deepthroat him should learn how to do it himself. It's not as easy as it looks in porn and there are too many guys who try to get their girlfriends to do it without knowing anything about what it's like. He can practice on a dildo, if he'd prefer to not suck a biocock.

17) I find that men give better blowjobs than women because men have wider jawlines. But facial hair is scratchy on your dick.

18) I LOVE kissing and making out. I can do it for a long, long time. I have a couple of make-out partners, where that's all we do and it's lots of fun.

19) I've always wanted to have a threesome with a m/f couple and do a double penetration. I've done the m/f threesome, but not the DP. Maybe someday...

20) I like having sex in public places. The thrill of possibly getting caught really excites me.

21) I'm only turned on by raunchy, kinky sex if my partner is really into it. If there's even the smallest hint that she's not, I immediately lose my erection.

22) My dick is too big for anal sex with most of the partners I've had. I fantasize about having a lover who can take my cock up her ass with no warm-up, but I don't think it's going to happen.

23) Dirty talk really turns me on. Sometimes, I've had partners get really annoyed by it.

24) I wonder how many people will think that I'm making this up, but it's all true.

25) I wonder how many people will read this and know that it's about me.