Thursday, February 26, 2009

1. I used to worry a lot that my penis was too small. In my 30s I realized that I was a "grower" not a "shower."

2. I require a lot of vigorous stimulation to achieve orgasm. Always been that way. No idea why. It's got an obvious up-side, as women appreciate a guy with some stamina. But the downside is that sometimes I have sensed my partner's desire for me to just stop already.

3. I think the idea of anal sex is incredibly hot. But actually doing it is usually nothing special.

4. Yes, men can fake orgasms. I've done it a few times.

5. I first masturbated at age 11 or 12. I was in bed thinking about Jaqueline Smith, whom I had just watched on TV in an episode of Charlie's Angels. I fantasized about kissing her very glossy, lipsticked mouth.

6. I masturbated a lot. Twice a day in my early teens, then once a day until I was in my early 30s. Now at 40, I almost never do it.

7. In my mid-thirties I started trimming and shaving my pubic hair. I think it's sexy and that everyone should at least trim if not shave--men included.

8. I'm in love with my penis. I like to look at it and I like for my partner to look at it, too. It's so embarassingly narcisistic, but I can't help it. It's a turn on. I even take pictures of it sometimes.

9. Very few partners have been able to bring me to orgasm orally. I knew one woman who could do it every time, though--and in ten minutes or less. Embarassingly, she was someone I paid for this service just after my divorce.

10. Men simply do not turn me on. Ever. But the idea of letting a gay or bi dude get me off while I watched straight porn was intriguing, so I tried it. I got off really good, but the experience left me feeling a little nauseated.

11. My life experience tells me that men want to fuck every day when they're 20, and women want to fuck every day when they're 40. I used to be frustrated because I wasn't getting enough, but now I can barely keep up!

12. I fantasize about sex pretty much constantly.

13. I'm not sure why, but the idea of having sex with women I don't know is very compelling.

14. I'm most definitely an ass man.

15. I worry that I don't know how to reliably please a woman orally. They all seem to want something different.

16. I definitely don't mind going down on a woman, but please, girl--shave it and make sure you smell good. I shave my junk and try to keep it very clean. I even spritz cologne in that viscinity every day.

17. One of the hottest sexual experiences I've ever had was doing two women at once.

18. I think pornography in which men get a little rough with women is hot. In real life I'm far too nice to do that, but sometimes I push myself to manhandle my partner a bit when I sense that both of us will enjoy it.

19. It could just be the years of porn talking, but external ejaculations are sexy. I wince when a woman swallows my semen--gross! But I don't mind painting her face with it. Go figure.

20. An ex-girlfriend invited me to fuck her tits once. She had enormous ones and no doubt considered them her best asset. I did it, and got off so good that I wondered why I'd never tried it before.

21. If I won a $100 million lottery I'd be afraid I might quickly descend into a lifestyle of such constant sexual debauchery that I would destroy myself with it. We're talking a live-in harem of gorgeous twenty year olds who fuck like porn acrtresses. For starters.

22. Kissing during sex can be really hot.

23. I've had a vasectomy, and sometimes I have weird fantasies about women trying to get pregnant from me who don't know I am shooting blanks.

24. Another fantasy: fucking another man's wife while he watches. Can be combined with #23.

25. I've had about 20 sexual partners.